r
.
R R. Grayson, page 9
I
i n one v i s i t .
He Boon l e a r n s t h a t t h i a i s a grave mistake, becaunb:
(1) He cannot gut a l l the f a c t a in one visit; (2) The p a t i a n t is
prevented from learning t o know and like h i m physician;
cannot obearve hia p a t i e n t ;
eick he can't
(3) The doctor
(4) And the next time the p a t i e n t g a t s
remember even the name of t h a t doctor he aew Just once.
Sometimes, a doctor makes a diagnosie by keeping up w i t h the
nemspapers.
The thrccs-
We had a caae of Tlak Paralysis, f o r example.
y e a r o l d child developed a severe generalised flaccid parelyais a f t e r
A
t l u k had been f w d on h i a acralp,
but, three days l a t e r ,
we
We
ahauld have hean more aatutts,
found our f i r a t lead i n Time mgaeine.
A
textbook conf'lmed it.
Homosaxuality is r e a l l y a very elmple problem; i t iu a f a i l u r e of
i d e n t l f i c a t l o n i n childhood,
It haa nothing t o do with the gonada.
'"i?ranaveatitsavt am a product of the imagination.
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Make sum the boy i d e n t i f i e s with e manly man and the g i r l with
a feminine woman. What aould be aimpler? The cum, of course, is
difficult.
How easy is i t t o s t r a i g h t e n a tree t h a t ie bent?
We a l l a r e f a m i l i a r with intermitten iachemir of a part auch ae
angina psctorls, i n t e r m i t t a n t clsudication, t r a n a i a n t hemiplegia, and
ReyneudTs phenomenon.
Don't f o r g e t abdominal angina, also.
Thie
dleeaas ler c h a r a c t s r l ~ e dby aMdomina1
pain triggered by the ingestion of '
food end dl1 lead t o negative x-ray8 and laparotamias and, i f you are
not c e m f u l , the c r y of t h e dlagnoerticelly dstltituta: t ~ P a y c h o n e u r ~ a i a . ~
Abdominal angl ria I s caused by a r t e r J o n c l a r o t i c narrowing of a
mesenteric artery and, l i k e ongina pectoris, may preaage infarction.
My own personal r s a m n d e t i o n would be t o needle mercilelatsly a l l
phnrmeceutical detail m n who e x t o l 1 broad apaetrutn hemantinicn.
them f o r sorne factu about their products.
Ask
Many timea, you will find
nothing but crass propaganda.
One
salesman, for example, quoted an eminent doctor about t h e need
f o r a crsrtsin vitamin with iron.
So
I pereonally sekad the doctor, and
found that the only action of the vitamin
wlaa
to f a c i l i t a t e t h e c o m r e ~
aion of f e r r i c i r o n t o the mare readily absorbable ferrous Porn.
So
why put the vitamin with farraua i m n ? Ws cannot g e t a m e d i w l educa-
tion f ~ o madvertisin& men.
I t dl1 take a hmdmd para t o ohenapr the dietsm hsbitn of the
a v a r e p American away from the preeont l e t h a l l i p i d content.
It i~
d i f f i c u l t t o convince anybody about Peducing the f a t s i n his d i e t
u n t i l sftor he has had a coronary thromboeis.
Cbviously, prophylacia
f o s a t h e r a s o l e m a i s which begina rafter sn occlusion of a major blood
vestlel ie hardly m t i o m l i f the meam o f prevention b v a e x l a t s d a l l
along.
i
Most people t e l l me they d
here and oat; what they want.
d rather enjoy l i v i n g while they are
The error i n t h i n thinking l i e 8 i n the
assumption that, first, the sole value of this earthly life i a the
sensual pleasure of rating, and, secondly, that a meal, i n order to be
highly palatable, must contain huge quantities of butter and lard, jn
addition to that poison, choleatsml.
I am convinced that the rraasan for our pmoent fatty diet is to bs
found i n the prapa&anda put out by the dairy industry lor the l a a t f i f t y
years.
And don't
Remember a l l those poetere about drlnkfng a quart of milk a dry?
forgot butter and egge.
No wonder athi~rosolerosiei a so
c o m m today that ewsn a w e phyaieiana think: i t i a
nonaal.
If p u will
go t o all the trouble t o inoaulate everybody againat that ram direese,
poliornyelitia, then why not do a l i t t l e to prevent a diasasa which is
cauaing; aur brethren and our patients to drop dead i n the prime of llfe?
Have yw ever wondared if it l a really true that t h e mutation8
caueod by atomic fall-out are all harmful? If t h i a
15
true, than what
of t,hu theory of evolution? Waa not evolution cawed by the mtural
selection of benefiaial mutants? And wrs not theae natural rnutatione
ceruead, in part, by natural bnakground radiation?
I assume that the
atatement about harmful mutant8 from fall-out i s thr3 mault of animal
experimentation.
I hats to
aay
this, but this appears to be the
strongest argument I h a m yet heard ageinet t h e t h r j o q of evolution.
P,. R . Grayson, page 12
I mad this in Harper' e t
*@Phpfcians am generally very buay
poople, and they have l i t t l e time for reading.
Vary f e w have been
trained to think c r i t i c a l l y or a d g e the qutrlitiea of scientific work.
Aa rnuch as any other grmp, they illustrata Edisantr mmrk that
'them Ss nothing which men w i l l not resort in order t o avoid the
labor of thinking.' But the e x t a n t to which postgraduate medical
educatilan had f a l l a n into the hands of the drug oampanias only came
to be r a d i z a d whan the tranaquiliraera ampt acroljo the country."
The moral, of tho etory i a plaint
before prescribing the l a t e s t panaoes.
Lett8 learn aome phsrmticology
The ad men are taking over 1
Patients do not know what m fever ie, Half of them think that
any tempersturn above the arrow
(98.6) la a fever. The other half
think that anything i n the md ie a fever (99 acd up).
Even doctom
aametimes c d l 99.4 a f e v ~ rand mrny patient8 f a i l t o raca@.ote the
fever of excitement, the fever of exerciss, the fever of fear, and
the diurnal tamperatun, variation.
haw fevert find a t f o r sure,
Don't let patients t e l l )rou they
Fusthalmora, i t r e abaut tlme we t o l d
the manufactumra of t;homameters a f o w things about meking therarnometers.
avoraga.
In tho first place, i t has been prqven that 98.6 i s not uven
In the eiocand plaere, tho traditional design of th~rernametera
haa given practically everybody errorwous concepts of what fever 18 and
wwt it is not.
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I?. R . Graysan, page 13
I
1
You can cu'e 279* of
PUT
y t i o n t ~w i t h placebos.
a n o t h e ~256 by taking away their tobacco,
another c"amttct,
I m pmpdaine
You can cure
almp
As we
d
rayt "Have
chum, you will cough betteren
a moratorium on a l l
new remdiea u n t i l I have
learned ths names of thoee that, have been announced t h i s past month,
The numbcar of new names of drugs i a not o n l y fantast3 c, J t l a rfr!i ~UJJW?I.
1 cant t catxh up d th last year*s crop, l o t s l o w t h i s year's.
two det.ail men ~ m u n c n dsix e n t i m l y
Tht* l a a t
new medicines, and f r e a l l y had o n l y
bjwo rninufatl for each rrnn between patitsnt,~. I have
FA
nalution which
relieve our nemor5es of i.h?s ~trajn: W C ~w i l l all go back t#o calomel,
areenic, and castor 031.
I had s lady patjent, narvoua and weeping, complain about her
bear of a husband.
He rampages into the houae, i r r i t a b l e and obnoxiaua,
after eight hours of grinding factory work every day.
I tmated her
with approp~iatet r e n ~ q u i l i z e r l sand the advicu '
a hand &r, husband a
whiskay sour e v e w
tiina
he walks i n f m m work.
And
than, ehe erhould
be nice to him.
There are two morals t,o t h i s atoryr
theere mepg m e n ,
(1) Tuke a good hiatory from
(2) A l l happlncso i s not twenty-five cent8 ra t a b l e t ,
I h ~ v ebeen t a l d t h a t some babiea a r e simply "spj.ttcers" and that
they w i l l grow C R ~ Cof i t , * Llosht
h e of our own chlldmn a p i t ,
regurgitated, vorni tad, cried, gained poorly, und ha,l ,i?Jdnminal cramp6
f o r mny mont,he a f t ~ rb i r t h , ileapits rmrhy fon~iulacllanps and medics-
Just before we wrjre ready f o r e i t h e r x-rap o r the nut houee,
t.ians.
I: t.ried a non-allergimic formula, and, la and bchold, ehe was cured.
Milk allergy1
This also rorninds me of a lady with the same aymptoriia h u t who ia
more ver~ba1. Not only that,, but two of t,hs docLora on our staff have
had a lifalong a l l e r g y t,a milk, nsnifuatcd b?r Zw~~diat,a
cramps or
That, was t,wi?nt;r per cant of our staff.
diarrhea.
Hsre is a good t d c k for
insu13n.
Sametimes, t h i a
too much subcuteneoua
lpl
We patitsnt ~ 5 t hlocal "allergy* to
dua to a combinrrtion of a s h o r t needle and
fat. Fy Last patient t r i e d every available long-
lanting inaullnt s m a clap sht) hdld o re(l 1 ~ 1 r ensutt,
p
other daye aha d i d
not.
I substituted
a ens-inch nnedle far the half-inch one she was
using and Instructed her to Inject l a t e r a l l y into a thick fold of skin
f
ao that.
to
tho 4nsulln mer dapoaited under the f a t ; eha now Waa no Wallar@
insulin.
'The drug aompanios which peddlu i r o n am con~tantly trying to i ~ k e
us b o l i o v u t , b t pooplu need more than j u s t ferrous aulphate for irondijf lcioncy anonla,
Ac t,ually, for a lady who simply mans truatsv too
much, t;hd ndd'tion of doslcat,ed hogls otomach, I3-12, n-6, R-1, f a l i c
?.E:
110n~in30. Thia
4
tht; c a m of hogq3 s t r n a s n . ) Thoy ought
acid, nscorbic acid, calcium, arltl
d4,uf'f 1 s garbage
( l iterally--in
50
onc t~ ?h::
%I
.
to add be,: t.l+2 dung and than wo would natch uy -dth tllc ancient L m t l u n a .
Ever:r a u t h o r i t y tigreen t h a t the feirritin of the mcoeal crz?lr; of t h e gut
wS11 ptck up just, so much
*st,
iron and no moro, r-egarcllesa
ao long aa it is t.hu farumuaform
ow what l a given
af iron,
Ts it pa~nlblathat. moet, djseaaes, if nor; a11
am
ceuaed 11y a
deff ciuncy of 3onkath3 ng'i 'think of any disoaatl, and usually you can
think of a d e f i o i e n t c h o ~ r ~ i m antibody,
l,
or hamone, !,hat a l l o w d the
prtt,hological statu.
EBi s m k u s c-lisasse a negative th-Ing,
Yet, it
carnot, bia w :.h.iw , thrjn, i f it i s the arbsance of acmniathing,
Diseaue,
thcn, mifiht nlmp be tho sign of ~lomcthingr ~ i s s l n g .
Any t , i ~ n t ?r
o give,: s l!i.?rnpy thn? has no Icnom rat,ioonl(:,
w? are ~r;Jvingo placebo.
For exmplc;', 1. have h u nach bad
d
de~ansltizstiont,herapg in a l l e r g i c petirn-ti: l.hat I nm i
t h i n k that p o l l ~ nextrectn am placohau.
d o n r t uven work raa -11
tf
rev*
*nn&r If
ilts with
nod t o
Ae a matter of f a c t , tho:,
sa placebos--rsxtl*acts act more like poisons,
most of the t h o , i n a;. hands.
The t h e o r y that. a rnan can become a epecialis.t before he ever i a a
genoralist r l o ~ sno1 uaem to bo logical.
How can a
1::p.m
take a ~ t . r a i g h t
,
internship m d t.hon cont.irme in h i s speciality f o r threa3 more years
and bta claeaific?rt a s having ijnovgh wisdml to handle the whole patient?
I try aiucrp Lo t e l l the tmth to a l l my patienta a l l the time.
T imvu mvsr regretted t h i a ; swrd patienta
which helps Menaeley i n heriling them.
who know thirr,
truart me--
If snyane thinks that honarty
is not alwaya t h e beat policy, he haa not honestly analyzed the ultimate
reaulta o f diahonearty.
'l'hem are f i v e million a l c o h o l i c s in thim c o u n t r ~ r , Only 300,000
b v e been processed by Alcoholica Anongmoua and only 150,000 am
prwsontly members.
P h p i c i a n s ahwlrl take the load i n csnthueiasticslly
this gmst agency of h e d i n g t o ~ l c o h o l l cpatients, All alcoholics
ovantually
see t h t l i r
physicilane,
m f o r them people to A , A.
Therefore, all phyaiciana should
The best time i a when they are aifk-his i a
Y
'
he wlU. be too
prufarably r i g h t sftar a clebsnuh or a good case of D. T.' a.
the Goldun Moment to +ilk senas to an alcoholic-later
dnurk and llostila to Liistsn,
Tha adage of A.
from a dm&.
A.8
A cured alcoholic i a only one drink away
Thene people cannot handle alcohol.
a day w i l l hurt them.
One ar) two beera
4
One
of tho good
r*t:3uL2;3
of thv oonatant propagan.3.a war anow drug
comnpanias is continual, smazing p j 8 0 g r e t ~ sin thdpapdut;rcn.
words, out of each 1,000 new brand
real contribut,iana t o medicine.
mcls
.In other
thorn are boruld to be a
ft:w
One of the bad featurus oi thiu can-
patitive system i s that frc4qucentl.y the practit.ioners canno t, tsll which
am the ma1 contributiana t o medicins.
Deapite the jeers to the contrary, a gaou phyaiciari
disgnostieian.
rilust
he a snap
The only way t o have a high batting average w i t h a h
patient6 per hour ia to meka f'requsnt actsurftte amp diagnoeas.
criterion one might f o r p t , moreover,
every
illr
The
that, l i k e any other hypoWeuls,
d i a p o s i s shmld bu proven beyond a masonablo doubt by appropriate
s tudie s
.
A cause
of' enlarged liver t h a t sueme to
have bean iar~trly,igwl-\sd
ie hapatoptoais (*%randaringlir.:rtr). The l i v e r i a palapsL1~#ter
patient h a been emat, but may or may w t bu f e l t after
fk ; ~ C B
tila
dm.
Mwrous epigalstric and cardisc rpymptoms may matilt and lead, as i , a one
caae of
ours, to a naedleaa lapnratamg.
A l l logical thought, even though baaed an the maat aolid, aalf-
evident truths, is but hypothenia till proven.
between the philoraopher and the acientint.
This is the difference
Moat ph~loeophersh v e
provided empty dogma ~ h p l p
besceuae of their unfounded f a i t h i n the
value of t h e i r own l o g i c a l thought unaldod by expsr4,snca.
t o one, f o r uxamplc:
chimpanaeee-rutraon
I. oald
c'But t h a t do gvu m l : ~of the experimnta w i t h
a d abtrt~aetthaught were demonatrstedt"
He
repLLed t h a t the observation of one or two chimpa warn immaterial.
frl;ogic,gr hu said, f'plwea that a n b a l e ara not r a t l o r ~ l , ? ~
This p m e s ,
I think, o d ~ +,hat
.
Borne philosophers arc anirnd.8.
A good physician ahauld identity himaoli' w i t h h i s patients,
How
olsc cun one develop sympathy, campaosion, and friendship for all hia
patiente? I f e s l sorry for the doctar who has o n l y criticism, irrita-
tion, and contempt for the people he attsmpta t o hanl.
Some physicians do not bolievu
i n genlrs, appamntlyt they do not
use steFile teehniqus for repairing lecerqtl.ons, looking
i n bladders,
sounding urethras, and even i n doing aom minor avlrgary. A ('little"
conta3ination of a wnurd sometimes is l i k e being a Y t l i t t l e e
., .
Maq~mothers sok ma when the baby*a formule and bottlse ahmld
not be boiled any longer.
I slwap snswr, HWhan he begim to eat d1rt.W
Obviously, when Junf or io oxmvling an t h e floor and chowing ~ s d d ~s '
muddy bxlnnis ahoas in t,he nloaeir,, it, i s of l i t t l e valuo t o boil the
bottles and the milk for tho sake of sterility.
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beliave it, or not, grew long
black h a i r s at; ths sitc: of t,hc: injecttonof
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i
If m y patient i s an old curmudgeon, I uaurilly t e l l him that he
I t e l l him i n euch a way that ha laughs; m d
ia an old curmudgeon.
immediately, h i s irascibility ia gone, and we are on good tenna again.
I remember one old urnshed gentleman who asked, Why dm8 my heart
aot up ao?"
I anlcad and told him i t w a ~becauae he didart take a bath.
Well, the next time he came into the offioa, ha woe cleaner than hs
had been for para.
I never heaitato to get a aonrmltation i n aornathing out of my
field.
Now i t may be that, i n acme patients* eyee, this is not a
virtue; but I've alwap f e l t that ar doctor sttracta paople who l i k e the
he does, and the other patients either change their opinions or
they go elsewhere.
So, i t l a aimply e decision, then, for the physiciant
Should he chooae the people who like his way, or erhcruld ha change h i s
way for the other half?
I believe that the physician ahould h a w what
i a right and what ia m n g avld have the tact and forthrightmaa ta
announce his d~3clblionto the patient.
Othanirra, what
weather vane, turning to any direation a t the allghtast
pleasure from the patiant?
O f course, t h e m i e something t o be 8 a i d for the gentle a d of
g i v i n j ~the patient what ahe wrsnta and slab what she needa a t the erne
time.
If the lady is atupid anaugh to d s m d liver shots for her mild
iron-deficienay anemia, and it bscomea apparent, after a short exposit i o n of t,he f a c t s , that, she i a not, even listening to p,
then give hor
1 ivt:ra aniJ
?*on, hlr ; i l l
ril
,nrlr;!
"Man if f'ull of wantar he loves only
thoae who
can satisfy them all,"
Blaiae Paecall, 1623-1662 (Psmaas)
If a young doctor wre to aak me, What should I do to develop
rl
large practiua, t o inatill confidence in my patianta, to cement my
rapport with them, to make t h e m believe ma and in me?" -1
would quota
Pascalts m r d a above. T h a t is t o say, he must try t a be all thing8 to
all people at dl tima.
He met grow in h i s understanding of a l l kinde
of people, he m a t like them and appmuiate them and at timaa live
vicariously
in them, in ordar that he m y know t h e i r n e s d ~ ,
2
Doctorer in aanzo saotiana of the country m l d be astonished to
learn there are plaaes where them have mver hem raalpraatice a u i t a .
I don't know a l l the reaaons, but one reason seem to be c m t y
curstom and this apparently sterna from the amaUsr~ssof tho community.
People try to got along with eeah other if they am in the s u m boat.
Ths nancondemning, constant, acceptlrrg~attitude of the psychoanalyst I s the one we nhauld eapouaa.
A l l of our patients end friend8
w i l l wax rrnd wane i n their relatiom with us due to their m inner
climatic changes and i f we remain as beaconn inatead of tskirq quick
offense, wa w i l l find auraelvea to haw that m a t quality that Osler
ahampioned, equenidty.
Thoae who pride thenaelvea on %tot taking mythin# from anybadg"
am akin to paranoiacs; they take offense too quickly, they glwe
P
offenae too often, they hold grudges, and they lose re&
frrds.
They
keep, hmver, only auperflcial acquaintances, and i n general, am
satisfied only when they a m thoroughly ucl-ererkbls
A wise physician I h a w states that the raaaon docbra se a group
have mom difficulty getting i i L q with o m another i a that they have
been trained ta be critical, but have not bean trained how t o accept
criticism gmasfully or how to give it tactfiilly,
Somotinas wo make jibe8 about thacsa who nlearn mre and more
about less and l e s s ,fl thinking, perhapa, that mny super-special3 sts
know very l i t t l e ,
On the other hand, if ane3 leama f'tmdamerntal concepta
of phpiolagv and anatomy, even on a sub-cellular luvr31, he, will know
r~omand marc abaut using the hawlodge he doe@ have.
Lot no 86-called purist t a l l you ho m a t h a w why before he givee
any therapy.
Nobody has puahed back tho quaation of %y?W
very f a r
on any front I n madicine, and m are a13 nothing but gum empiricists
a t tho bedaide anyway,
What do you really know about ineulln or digitalis,
far example ?
Do you know what Wempirlow mean$, you who decrg empiricism? It
ia derived from an en-, meaning Win" and peira, mawking tfaxper3mentn.
Chew on that awhile,
u
*
*
Reaently I discovered the jay of reading Voltaim.
This quotation
w i l l suggest to you, perhaps, the, richness of hia wxLtina;sr
w T h ~weak
mind mcoives impmaeiona wlthaut reaistanae, embraces opinion8 without
oxamination, i s alarnsd w%t.,houtcause, and tends naturally t o super
stitian.fr
As it eaya i n Ecolesiaetiea,
all la but wind.
Them are those who aaoff a t philosophy and theology, thinking
tht.rnaalves immune or toa i n t e l l i g e n t for mah speculatiam.
you
Hmver,
can na mom earsape from philosophy or theology than you can excape
from spelling or arithmetic, for a@ soon as you look st
axanplc
ei
star, for
, and nonder about It, p u betcome s philoeopher and a theologian.
What m y people do escape, h w v e r , i s the knowledge of their
ignomnoe,
They auffor tho etssnal pleations only a short time and
then satisfy thsmaelves that they have t h e mawcam. One sarye that the
nnavcer t o Man i e ~tEmlutian," the other eagg it i s fiCraation,n and each
etopra dead i n Ms tracks, aaaurs i n hia faith, his mind p a m l p e d forever,
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Many doctam am airitad t o admit the paasibility of lICm or the
possibility of Creatlon for fear of being unscientific.
A philoapbr
might a W e the certainty of thatso nen by asking, What one thing do yau
tmly know?"
The m o m one studies scientific pragreae, the mom he r e d i z e a
that wo cannot arrive a t Truth by Reason alone.
Reaaon provides nothing
but speuulationa which m e t be pmvan by repeated teat*.
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.
.
--
A?.
P.
A casc of '~"henaurasisof t h e lung8 caused by inhalation of hair
spray was pmaented the othor day, and t h l s brought, to mind a l l the
manifold substances that paopla am now spraying around tho houso, auch
as furniture polish, taxes, a r * t i f i c l d snow for the ChrL~.tmnatree,
dadlorants, aolome, and paintrt.
?Jaw, it m y but t r u e Chat nHe tsat a
peck of d i r t i n a l i f e t h e w and get by with it, but lia i t raelly
neaaaaary t o Inhale, a peck of d i r t also?
A m y , how do you know &at the peck of d i r L wc allogodly o a t
ic not what onussn
~t
t o die7
What with tornadoes, faat wtanabiles, and the common cold, and
now t~atumtedfatty acids, asdmim, end hair spray, it's pretty hard
to stay alive far very long.
Wo
all seam to keep trying, thmgh.
I head a P m m a doctor, who hae been at, the forefront of his
f i e l d for t h i r t y yeara, aay that he ham had to change moat of h i s
conaepte of thinking i n mediclne at least
he d
ii
donen times already, and
d not be mrprlsed to have t o change them all again tomomow.
This is what. it means to be nyaung cf heart" i n the E i s l d of m d i c i n e .
"Let no ana asy that f have said nothing new; thar arrangement of
the
aubjsct is new,
When we play tennis, we both play with the a
r
m
b a l l , but one of u a placee St batter.
WI
had a$ aoon it, said Chat I uaed words employed bofore.
Words
differently arssnged havu s different meaning, and. meanings differntly
arranpd htxw d i f f e r e n t effacts,"
B h i s e Pascal, 1623-1662 (Pensses )
The above wordes out of the paat should givo addod incentiva to
doct,oro who ~3.11
not m i t e a paper for fear someone elso has writtan
a ninllar artjclc, and wwuld pMlpltda sumsass from @lt
already have wrjtten thusly.
to those who
Many of #a
bad habits that c h i l d r s n dcvalap that we ea,y am
normal, suah aa lying and cheat*,
are probably not intrinsic to
t h e i r nature, but a m imlt~timsQE their parenta.
It i a s u r p r i s i ~to find aut how m i m y adult patients with heart
disense whom m ordinarily
diagnose aa harviw artcrioacltsmtic haart
dlssasls, i n redii.ty am rsuffcriw from s m surgicol!,y camoctiblu
lasion, nuch as mitral stenasis or inte?ratl.-lal
33ptal.
dofoot.
An axiom might be fo m l a t e d in mgarc! to cpiSemicer : don) t
diagnose on the basis of wjut 13 c m o n c e t
p n ~ t i c ~ ltm
he,
i n your pmctlcc a t a
For examnplo, how many cases of aauta appeni3icitis
or amto viral hopatitis hove been mlsaed. becawa t l ~ e mwas an
opidomic o f gastroanteritia?
Pain in tho ear, the naak, the face, or
joint fmtpently cornea from raalooclwion.
tempom-m~dlbulsr
Thia i r a fine old tsm
meaning tho teeth are gone on that aids doctor and aend the patient
to the dentist not the nelrrmlogiat and when you looked i n the patientfa
mouth what w m yau looking for, the uvula?
Why do no.+;all the medical schools teach w r f'uturr doctom e m t h i n g
about the ~iiedicalrrairtificatfono of such a l l i e d profossiona as dentistry
and votarina~rymedicine? Somo of t h ~
'kmnel Vis;:),n of =cent graudatea
and U. D. specialiots is duo to the omlaoion of speciai tcathimg
thoere amas of medicina.
i c i w doctors,
in
for exampls, probably still
think t h a t all dentiats do f a Sill b o t h and vdptorimriam am mn
who jublt giva distemper shote.
Medical library ruseamh can do much for yout it can uncover
many gcma of information, and unaarth pearls from tho past.
Considor
this pasaago on p a g ~320 of the "12th Confumnce, on C3wmothf:rapy of
Tuberculo~iis~
(1953.)
.
nDr, Des Autels has aeked ma to announce that ha has l o s t his
keys
."
Dr. Towtsy: flThass keys are hanging on tho hook by
t h o first
toilet dawnstairs."
+
Y
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BBok in medical achoal the dictum waer that a
biped,
w
t
)
m
i n a aonatipated
Perhapa i t nhauld bu rephrased, i n that she ia a muILtiparoua
constipated, pralepssd uterus which har doctors have no t dirrcovstvld
simply because it is not yat prolapsed complately, m d t h i s i s causing
lower a d o d d aoh5w, l ~ baak
w
pain, dyspsemaia, atmna incontimnce,
rectal discomfort, conatipatian, bloating, flatulence, n r r m s n e a s ,
fatigue, and rwpcatsd urinary tract infectlona, A l l of this can usually
be p m n by the intelligent dlagnoatic trial of a vaginal. psssesp.
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If w;? r i ? e l I y knrw our perc~ntsgtlrsof \rani: and omitted diagnoses
wr.,
would st,op being eo oock-eum of oumolvno.
One must zlwqp mi@
of' the dlsaraae,
thr- rfak of tho troetmsnt againat t h e risk
To do thfe requiree
a
knowledge of the natural oourse
of the diaeak~ewhiah is acmething ue might have forgotten.
We might
navela have nvun known the natural course of the ditaoaeo, as
t~
rrslttor
of faot, inaomuch as nost of our pationts roceivo trsatnant.
Tho reason same things have not yat basn disuavomd is that ovary
time a m bright mind thZnlcs of a new Ides ha goo8 to an opinionated
authority
who g i v s s twenty reaaons why hot s wrong land wha doasn' t have
the bradna ta
think of one maeon he is earrecto.
"Nothina; 'ia so ilnsuffer~~blc
to man an ta be cnrnplctcly at rect,
w i t h ~ pt133i
~ t 0t19, *dLf.h~U+,
bus1 n 0 ~ 5 ,~ 5 1 . h 0 ~d ti v c m i ~ n ,t d t h ~ u tstudy,
Hc? tB;n
f'm-1s hjs tzot,hingmas,
dupjndt:nca, h i s
~ P ~ C ? B Shi^
,
hi;; farlonmcso, his 3nmflic.Lency, his
omptlnons
.
Tho%! 181.1h n m ~ c ? iely
~ f aria0
from t,hs dttpth of his hosrS, w,tu~!mss,@mrn,
sacheas, f r e t , f u h s s ,
vm.nti on, deey~crlr.
mt.ur.s cclnel.;trs in mot.ianl csmplrrt,s r s g t is fll?ath.W
'1Q~r
RlaLsd? Pascal, 143-1662 (penseas)
The nbovf*>aaes,gaa from Pa~aal'~"msaee can be unac! ao an argument
fns the th* sis t h t he was the f i w t pmpanent af early ambilation and
Tho Cmissian an Divine Healing, which rocuntly mportcd l t ~
;^nvarablafindings in the British Ksdical Journal, msdo a atatemnt that
d e ~ i ~ ) r l every
l e ~ p h p i c i a n t s oardW. ~ ? f l ~ c t i c n r r**Basic, t h e Comrnission
suggested, is *he mlsconcaptlan that doctors and tho medicel ~rofsssion
have some sort. of m s t ~ dintamat
in sicknsse Wlat mst ba juslsualy
pmsr*rvr3d.''
Tharc are physl.cisns thinkingt thmsolves mmieciant, Wha nright not
ugreu conlple.tr3ly w i t h this.
I rr'orgivo in othdrs many foiblea, including tllat
thuy
mist
~nobbery, but
not hope for me to sreaept thdr pmjudices m d t h s i ~unsrnies,
*(?reGC)I
Tho?
clf
42,
you 'mcjw,
who in~intthat all thair* l'riandls hato thc
p a p l e they themelves hate.
T h b i a a trap for Chelr friendti, who w i l l
won be on +.hc B P , T ~ ?l~i ~ t .
It is bad for n rrnn to be in anatherts ampkay, direct or inclimct,
and to havo na higher aourt, of appeal against the other mnts wh2mnr;y.
Thio make@on@ n place of property and l i t t l e but t a r than a sl.wc, f'or
lna~stw
n in pawur at time will be tyrants.
Dr. Chudet Buck said, Y3very age, including oux* om, knows
that i a n f t sobtR1 remsder this when scrmsom teller ma that
p a t e s t people in the world" b v o believed a certain thing.
80
Ifall
much
the
One muat
R. R. Gray~on,page 34
4~
rosligo that
rnw
authoritir~sare aimply lost shaop liks tho r a > s t of us.
Smo days when the bu~-c+Ienu
and
modem l i v i n g acem t o o much t o
contimrous
cntnatmnhioa of
littlrt
beas, 1 wiah I ware living in a cave so I
c~tll,d$ l n t ?,le on t h e I f t A g o in f r o n t of It, banking
T r n q e ~ b c rt h n t tho follow who b a ~ k e dthsre eons
111
tho sun,
EL@
plwbsb>y
Ilamwr,
tfnrr soon to
h:)va a ruptured appendix w i t h a t medical attantion and that a Sabre Tooth
I1!gt?r wao e t Ichnt, nroment growling at h i m porn tho le3dgt3 above.
It has b u m clevarly m i d that, in aaedical diagnotais and in thf> science
or iiifl~?&,:
c . J-CSCUT'C:I, a- Long a3
md ~cduct,?
vc not lone;, we
dircct bn, not, f o r w a r d - - d
we?
arc content With aol E'-c?vitisnt,, coirmanplrrcc,
ere ~ p to
t makc
otlr
pmpcso In an up and d m
~ l lt,ha d p p n ~ afor
ng.
The Law of Inertia for gmupa of graybeards b s bean f a r w d ~ t e dafter
cemful, obsenratS on.
Simply stated, t h e Law Ira3
a given st,ep forward is dixw-setly pnoportione3
nThe mauls of inertia to
to the financial, comfort of
the Entrenched and is invor~slyproportional to
thclir
sociall percegti~n.~
Ow o f ths great obli~ationaof univarl~itiesis t o provide postgraduate
odtlcat,ion. A tlMiversity that dma not care abmt tho skill of the gssduates
pr,%ct¶.cirag
even in i t 3 voxy shdow,
univsrsit,y that d w a plrn
i;
not M f t l l e d its duties.
hR8
The
f u l l tim, veuried, and cosrrprahsnaivo aeriee
of ullort and Zntanaivc: m f r u a b r coursuti .Tar all
it3
dopartnent,~haa viewer1
item glsco in the comnunity 351 the propsr hl:?toriossl p~mpl3ctiva. It w w l d
bra goad I f w would mfledt an this ancl act on our cmvrfcticsrm.
T haw obeo~rodT h a t , the qu8lit.y of
n ? ~ * a l110
, br,lt.i;r. or
pJlicca fs, I n
prnct;:
o?t?
thr:
tmy*r,l:
'h:n
tho qur_l:ly af nr:di-inc
Knowledge and igrmmncla are both cimpL:; mom
in liirgc pleeus,
r;pt,cjd.in,r>d i n
medicine sa pn?cticcd in muill
ln+.!,er.
Perhaps yau who have oberemd a number of totally un~xpJalmblcdeaths
srll'l. ~qgrr?: & th mo *sjhI2n
I
opino that
be added tta our medtcsl list of
A reaant rrpcakcr mdo a pl.@af o r a
return of ths "old fsrsMenod pa+,ient"
who d l d not have t h e reedpmde diargnoais, the, apacificatdcmx~rfar therapy,
anr! t h e loss of blind obedience t,o t,ha doctorts cdmnancl.
\could be that
j f IPJ!
WclZ, r?;v anaw~r
had a few more ~ l d - f a e h loned dactara mm&rtd who could
mmmulicat(~t h e i r knawIo:&e m d thoira fkicndshlp In t,hc good, wm, old-
fa~hioncadway, an8 who mre not vf&thm of a Efeaaiah complex, t ~ r a would have
more old-faprhionod patients.
* * *
W, r i g h t l y plume ourselves on being the only rational animal, but we
quite overlook the fact t h s t we e m also the o n l y irrational animal.
T r u t h can be aerrrad in the rrrt o f dta@oai.ng becauna no prognoeis i~
absolute and no diagnosis a death sentence.
Yost pat,lente adjust better to T n ~ t hgently told than we might think.
No one i a ganiua snaugh to p r e d i c t how he, himself w l l l m a c t in a @ven
si+,uation, ~ m c hlesa than the patient.
It has been observed tohat&XI. the tribes o f the earth Iwe to have
th2I.r hack rubbed, but 'hat it mmafned for kha A m r f c a n a t o make a profeftsian out of it.
)
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*
S
t
b,'
Whan country folk from W i s a e u r i aay that they "feel toughfv, they refer
t o %la1 aen, which i n early E'ranoe pmbably was justJ as uncout,h, since I t
mean8 "bad eksetf.
The doct,or whe thinks thst beoauae he is buai3.y erigaged in healing
people aut jn private practice he haa no opportunity to do research, no
time to cont,rd.bus medical diecoveries f o r t h e hc:alth of humans, no laboratory
R . R. Greyson, page 37
or knowledge of whore t o begin is a man who is blind.
Every day tharw
walks into h i 8 offiao a p a t i e n t wlth a s,vmgtcm or dirsssso he cannot, explaint
every week a pat-lent
-in h i a praatice tuma up with something
asp to h i s colleagua~,
It, 1s
R
ao
umraual he
"And I thought I had seen everythjng,W
doctorts e b l 2 g ~ t l o ato imnettgato t h e m t h i n g s and to
plbli ah h i s flndjngri; he
Is obligated to himself, i n order to maintain his
intsr-eat. jn h i s wark and In h i e patiants; he oblif~atezdto 11dn patients,
that he may ba b a t t e r guaUfied t o treat them; he f a o b l i ~ a t e dt o h l e
colleapee, t o repay them for their c o n t r l b u t i a ~to
~ h l a art*; and he l a
obligated to h l e medical ancestora in repra.mbnt for hie legacy of knowledge.
When a patient asko you, mCauld my condition be due t o names?",
w h a t do you do?
Do you say nyesn or mnon and than go on t o prescriba your
panacea? Don't do t,his.
part of t,he hist,ary.
That patient has j u s t given you t,ha most, Important
She aa4d, Woctor, I'm awfully nervoua all the time,
mainly becauae of my hutsband, and
caueing my peptic ulcer.
e w e interest
I
mi>lly t h i n k thl s conetant tr moil
Don' t you think, Doctor, i f
%id
7
only take
13
In m, you could help me out of rqp dilemma? P h a e let, me
tell you my secrete and you help me aole f o r mpelf' a t 1 should do and what
I should not do, so I am not ao dreadfully unhappy a l l tho time
. . . 1*U
be dieappointad if ;pou j u n t give me a d i e t and aomtt medic in^.^
Dr. Ricbrd Loeb haa given us t h e m five rules of tharapautica t h a t
are well worth a f e w mameritla rsflectiont
Never do any~hikyto a patient tlzat you woulcf
1. The Golden Rule.
n o t lib t o have done to you.
;f w h ~ tyou are doing is working, keep it up,
2,
therapist
3.
Don't be a nervoua
.
If what you am doing isnt t mrklng, $toy i t .
Doriy t
Lg a d i t c h
with a toothpick; look for a shovel..
rer doing, do notl'rlng uritil you do h a w .
4.
If you (ion* t know what
7.
Ksop I-,he patient out of the hands of the surgeon.
case F of' p s ~ ~ c h ~ s ~ r condi
n ~ t ~t,ionu;
ic
eppathectomiesg if there
j6
(In borderlin
In pepkt c u1r:ers; when thinking of
a chance that msdl.crzl tmatndnt will work
' f changed or 3 nt,enslf icd. )
When Mases handad down the law to tho Children of I n r a e l 3,WO years
ago about ~ l l o v d n gthe
fielde t o l i e fallow rjvcry s w e n t h y x r f o r r.jJuvsn-
ation, he origjnatnii the cancept of
the
Sabbatical leave, It i s r.,y opfnion
t.hat t.hc f l a l d a of a d o c t o r t a bowledge alvo need ~ ~ ~ l a n i s h r , e n + ,3f , oftzn,
h~
,
'
and t.h5 n i a Lhe way whereby a buay practfl t i o n e r con have a p a r *s ms t
from the turmoil of practice and a REAL post-graduate education.
Unfortunately,
when we are A.n practice, we have no idea of how the medical world I s paaaing
us by, Or Se it plvln greed?
"Since we cannot be univoraal and know all that ia to be known of
everything, wt: ought to know a l i t t l e aboui, avulything.
For it is far
bi:t.t,er t o know oarnathlne; about ~ ~ v e q - t , h ithan
n ~ to know ~ 1 . 1shout ono thing.
Tills;
we
unjvsrs,iLity io thc bust.
If we can huve both, s t i l l brjttcl*; but if
must choose, we aught to chooeo t h a former,
and does so; for t,hs
And tho world feela this
f a often a good judge.'?
Blal st3 Pascal: Pnnnsos
(1623-1.662)
Sme doctors develop the habit
of uiagnosiq "Carnpensation'lt l s l l
or *tNysteriatfnhunevar they stumped by a pain thuy cannot demonstrate on
an x-ray.
T h i ~usually is sheer h o e t i l i t y and is but
a cloak for t h e
!rb~op.,!
njd threat to the 17hjml cianu 13lusj on of i n f a l l i b i l i t y .
'?he wor~jt.of' all e p i . q l e m iia
~ ~ L i f ~ ;tht~rapyrtay bu paiiiak~ve i l l
smnw c a s e s , I n t t l j f e
An
:lrt,
sLS11 Is ZQO p r J r cont fatal.
e l i + non)t;anc. ::ho~rIll writ,+zt
??refq o s f o r the IPi.a~ni.lsti.cally
.
Pe3 t,j k ~ t + d'It
1,Iore is an old ditty about cirrhaais you my nut; havd iu3aj-dr
"The 2 l d e r Miee Fuf f a t
duaided to Rough It..
She l i v s d 01-f whiskey and gin.
Rud hands and a spider
Devolapad outride her8
'l'hesu &re the W ~ J Bof sin.''
i
-
,,/
re#
I t l a not alwspa nc+ceesary to ahan~eyour persomality to auit a f e w
patient8 wlno dirrlikc you,
Yost,ly, this is tb process of FJatuml Seluctian
In a Free SocJsty, whereby paopls wha like the grumpy typu doetar and up
t.hcru, and those who enjoy the talkative, mrm-heortrtd ph,pician stay with
.
Physicians who uacognize t,Ms m,tural aelactlon for what, ft is w i l l
not f e e l hurt and w i l l not be angry with erstwhile pstisnl8.
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313
Prayer for Phy:i!cian~; by the J.-wlsh ?21ysic!.an FTnlrc?rlid~s,~\~!-ltt.an
in t h c 12th csnt;ury, desarivv,a roreedindf on occnnion by 311 of uz:
n"hy ~3tc:rnnl Pr*avidenctl:heo ap1:olntc.d me to m t c h over the life and health
c1;
it:;- crerrluroa.
May :hc
love of ny art actuate nic at all time$; m y
nei {-her O T ~ R cti,
~ ! nor n11serline~0,no1 tS.e tfLTre t. :'or
s r ~ u t~':y~-.1t~ttion
e w a p rn!,
thropy CCUIA
(;:ng
glcqr, ru- r .
frlr8
n
mind; for Chu enodes of T r u t h and Philan-
eti31 I y dt:r:t.;ve
wt?
and r~rdl:~er r fcrgnt,;*ul, a? m,y ? c ? l
y n"L1 i,f'
p n l ' o 'Thy ('hi1 Jrpn.
n l j t ~ y 1 ncvt.7 arm
in the patient canyLhing Zsut n fel.10~:c.*eztun? i n pe,in,"
2 t ha8 been said that an e n s a n t i d part of the doctar-patient
r*:lnttf onnhi p
f
s e. noncondernniw ttttitude on t i e part a? the physici-an,
Most of us know this, but what
been cri t i ciaed.
wn,
many i.tncs never d i s c o v e r
m
thew. pat,! ento m y i n t ~ r p r c t
o u r cons~?rvr;+.ivc
r o n n ~ l :n~c a t{r.ivo prngnorii;,
US
angttr.
i s
t.h~.t,t h e m
silencr-. ns or3 ta:cistr,,
.~n.)t h k i
zd>:<,-?r~z?
-.
-.
.?
smi7.p
If anyl>orly ne:.lls c~ncycl~apedic
medical knowledge, it Ia the general
practitioner.
A professor once to1.d ua
in medical schoolr "If you have any douhts
about yaur mental arepacity, by all means confine your medical practice to
one of the orifices of the b0dy.W
*
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9
A noto to Nail-Bl. tarn, F i ~ s r - P i c k e r ,
s and Pen-Clickis rs a t m d i cel
meetings:
come the Fsvolution and yau will be the first
to
An an intent listenkr t,a t h a 8 a d ~of Missmtriana 1.n
c ~ ~ v c j l aa~secrut
d
code for use i n tho nsxt war.
following, y w are a F'risnd, not a Foe:
30
T Zef t
r:u t
i;
rlly
office, i hsvo
If you can decipher tho
nI f a e l all stcivad-up
stomach t e e t h are a 'hurtin amr I minf t hardly go.
~ - ~ g s;iaiit
ht
u. 7 ;sounil
go,
tcaueet
my
Wall, I taken a
Lhst stuff ant it don* t holp, aetra-like, by hrjck,
~ n corn2
l
hdrw t a
try ;YGU out1tr
m Tan i s qua17 y i ncapablo of ~ t o c i n gt
1:',7d- , rind :h? I n f j n l t
2
h Nothing
~
t'ro:,~ which he was
3 n k.h-iclz hc i : s n-dr.17-1-. ~ w. l u?.fr
If, L, Mencken aaid, n c i v i l i ~ a t i o nis atil.1 only a mperficial
demtoais,m No doubt he, ma oorrect; otherwise people would atop consulting
Naturopath~s, faith-healera, snd other euch quacks.
If you wll) bosewe the behavior of yorrchildren aamfsully, yau w i l l
discover the mainsprings of eophinticated adult behavior,
lVLaak, Daddy, see me stand on my head?"
approval in much more obtuse w a p t
Billy s a p ,
B i l l y in later para w i l l seek
he will eeek political office, either
in ar l o c a l club or in the National lagialaturcr, ha w i l l give a apeech or
a lecture, he w i l l buy a new car every p a r , and he will invite lotn of
i l l - f i t t i n g friends t o show hia fanay, mortgaged home.
On the other hand, a l l of t h i a i a canat~wctiveand not to bta demeaned,
but simply undsratood, One should have thia insight so as to prevent
himaelf from meting too much
tilw
and money on worthlean tinacal.
* * *
Ccrnpletely wob jsetivew intellsctuala dia rover joy i n usb& the i i r
~objectiv1t.y"t o find the flawa i n their neighborts behartor,
They are
usually neurotics driven by unconeoioua forms that demand everyom e l s e t s
deficiencies be magnified.
In thia way, the "objective* man can continue
hiw own illusion of superiority.
Them i~ one thing a snob hates more than anyWlng elaet
aneers baok.
one who
.
R R. Crapon, page 45
7
Medics1 student8 are full of idaals, brotherly love, and the milk
of human kindness.
Haw ie it that so many of them become graedy cynics
thirty days after they open their officers?
Whenover a doctor aaoffs a t h i s patient and grurnble~labout
"80
b r i n g
msny neuroticaw in his prautioe, ho shauld begin reading his medical
journal8 again.
How many people with, for examplo, porphyria, hyper-
thyroidism, hprparathyroidism, a d early brain tumortl have baen sloghad
off with a masmuring word and a box full of placebos?
Here i a an old adage for doctor88 "For each mistake for not knowing,
there am ten mistakea made far not looking."
/"
f ham forgotten the genius who said this long, long agar
mst
weigh opinions, not c a n t thorn."
W e ccppliea Lo physiciants aa well as t o otherw.
Doatora, as a
matter of faat, are partioularly suceptible to tha argumenturn ad hominenl
approach by det,eril men, p h a ~ c e u t i c e ladvertiaem, and medical writera.
If you are frustrated by the s i l l y medical concepts and attitudes of
the patients in your community, do
not alwaya blame the people.
Perhapa
It is y m r own collaagues who, before you were born (and porhape even yet),
have inculoated such idesa ast
1, Not eating pork for
practically any diaesae you can mentiant
the treatment
of
2. Not washing the hair for
prolonged period8 of time while convalescing f m m practically any d i s e a s e
you CM mention.
The reman spo-called ram oases are u ~ o ant medical schools l a
that each patient i s suspected of having t h e m .
st,udies are done.
And than appropriate
To be epcific, far exampler An old, stuporaue man
was admltted and hia senmn atrleium
was parfamed, on ~ruapicionr it was
hjgh, and thus a wine diqgnoaia of hyperparathyroidism salvaged from the
wastetbaskot of senile domentias.
The only way t o know evedrgthiw about any diaelase i s to diacover it
yauraalf.
Uaually, however, two daya l a t e r amone elae diaca~ersthe a m e
'f
condition independently, and find.ly, p a m l a t e r , atme eqdite/shaw-off
<,
findo a prior report w i t t e n fifty years before In an obacurs Chlncsre
Medical
Joluml*
A phpician who s a p wThia case i s not intemating t o new haa stopped
being a goad doctor.
i3lrperlence teauhsa the doctor that some of the oldest remedies are
the bast.
Consider Paregoric For di~r~heas,
for elcamplet
was first prepared i n 1710
A.D.
the Cincture
lPnd opium, its principle ingmdient, was
R . R, Grapon, page 47
I
m e fJrst, described in tho
mers papyrus in 1550 B.C.
Wo would be
w i e c not
to discard good old mrnediaa out of ficklenozrs for the showy creations of
phannacoutlical pmpagandista.
Arnold Toynbea, the h i n b r i m , ~iaid,nA fatuous passivity toward
tha present rsprlngs from an Infatuation w i t h the
is ths s i n of idolatry."
paat, and t h i s infatuation
Doera thia mmincl pm of anyone yw h a w ?
It i s nice ta hsva names like wArdmare Dlseaae" and J3pidamic pleurodynriaw to help classify our ignorance.
A friend of mine joksd yesterday that he i e r "apscialiaing i n
Knowledge; Its Scope and Lh3,tatisns.w
V e r y f b n y , only ama
.
imply 'hay have already mastered U s field.
,
Hunran
"bJs ahould
or
t
not be able to aay aP a man, *He i a a mathemartl.cian,t
a. yrc!ocha~.,f or
'aloquentr I but
that he isfa genthnan.'
That
un i vurlsnl quali t,y alone p l n ~ s e ama .*'
P~neuoe: Blaioe Faecal.
R. R. Grayson, page 49
\
Thas is a French proverb which a t a t e a , lTheru ia no sicknuas; there
are only s l ~ kpeople."
This Is a reminder to each p h y ~ i c i a nthat when
hs wtchea himself thinkjng abaut "csrras" inahad of patients, or ncmcks"
( the moat e v i l word i n tha language) imtead of suffering inuPrn beings,
he should immediately kneel esrd pray that om day someone does not refer
to him in this way.
! 1
ltscrmt.l.hlrg
Inzlvna
2
4
: L?
that is black due t o bZood smslle lika
S ~ , O Q ~
whzmr" the black stool d u ~to i r o n do22 not.
h27 8.3 o v e r p ~ k f ~ lducay5ng
-i~
'l'ruo
odor.
Thn mause, rr4bbl t, and f e r r e t cc,n W e their own vitamin C f m
glucoae, yet man cannot.
Now, ia this not add?
WE? are all fnmf.lisr with
so-cn?-led winborn emor5 of metabolinmft such as gout, pentasurla,
Thorefore, it would seem that t,he whole human race suffexs sn
. ."
churn1 c a l e r r o r msnifest~dby potential scurvy.
e c,
L
What do you do when a pcltient a t s t e a emphatically and i n obviaua
diatmae, "Doctor, yau charged ma too natchtn?
Them is an old theory that we are supposed to be adamant about a
feat
mver gdve in; the patient might Chin4 that we know wa avercharge.
The patiant thlnkw wn are exploiting his pain anyway,
convince him he in right by t h i s barn-knuckled attitude,
SO Letts
not,
I auggoat t h a t
one a n (1) abvc the friandship of this patiant an? aU h i s acquaintmcen,
an? (2) s w e face by nsyillgt rrCeorge, let's not have a falling out over
money; yaur frlendahfp means! more t o mcs than dollarm t
out aa youtll be aatisfiad.
Now I think W e fee is the right fee, but
It11 be glad to give ycnr a diaaarnt if
FJqv
+,ftr,ef~ 011
{lila1 L :an8 ,
o!' "1
'
Letts work t h i a
g ~ need
u
St.n
t h a t a oollaky baby need8 i a
on^,
or tm, matA1
71: 3 s bust to think of Lhe mctnl sphinctor as tho causu
4.1 ,i ~ a s " 9 " f4 r a t and faramost
.
13stic?nt>sl i k e to be told exactly when to mturn for a chockup.
Yewr .t,mnt to luck that they w i l l return of %heir
awn volition at tha
_"
getting wll.
I despirae wcriting rooma, Hoat patientra do too.
I-'
Don't fool yourself
i n t o thinking that pcsople llko to a i t there all. afternoon m ~ i t i n gfor you.
IT tm could f i w m out a m y ,
na one ahauld emr wait! half the patients
a m contagious, moat are impatient, and frequently *they eomethlng else
they wauld rather do.
f4my rare ciiaoasos am rare s-17
nnd thev really are
became
WB
t h i n k they are ram--
not, becauae when wo start looking intelligently
w find thow.
A frequent, oM.gmat
"1s it the whoop with the croup o r t h o c:raup
rBth a whoap?n
A cilff-imilt. decision in infants I s the differantis-Lion or" astmhmtic
bronchitis f r o m bronchial a s t h ,
The dry a l r of our h a s e a in winter no doubt desiccetss
tmct,
oti, , / respiratory
I
inactivates the c i l i a t e d nrcona, and ruins our defenses against the
cold vimsea.
This probably explaim why soldiem in fax-hales
marly
U e s
are free f r o m upper rsspiratory in2lactiom. Many have told me they did
not bacom ill till they want back t o the barracks at a m ~ canp
t
where
ma nias, civilized, mnn, dehydrated air,
Duspitcr t h o latast developments i n laboratory t e s t a , a good hletary,
even Chaugh it may tAko samnty-five peroont of the t i m e , will avinco the
correct, dialtfiosia eeventpfivo p r o o n t of the t,inre.
W
Y
*
When you begin t o regard eaclh friendly auggaetion as malicious
crit,ic.tsm, it is tfme Lo take a vaaat5on ar Co uee your amlpt.
Dontt leap ~~,&BfUlly
onto
ylarrr
ca1leaa;ue or your neighbor bscsuaa
he haa made an e m r , No mm ahould be wholly condemned for mything.
Who know, atrun ho who ~ W Wconaidera himaulf perfect might eomo day be
found t o havc3 a mote or elfan a beam in Ma awn eye.
If lTmlr c o l l ~ : > ~ lcnJo3.r~
c
t e l l i n g you w l v t he know, by a l l manet,
l i u t e n to hfm.
sorle thing; 7m.1
Yau w i l l mko him ;pour friend and ~ Q I Im i ~ h teven loam
probably need both.
Thore in a great d a d to be sald nbouG ststintics and hoir or&n
- -2'
detemlm Truth by u n i q t h e Lawe of Pmbahillty,
homvur, 4.P yau h a w not colLc;ct.sd a
pe?yjppr
disease pt,,becia11ae I f your e p e are open
Do not be djnmsyed,
of one t.h~uflm^IC R H ~ Yof
~ each
and p u p .acimsn sha-p, your
one caso may have dlaelosed mm of the Truth than d i d tha one thouaand
cases of John Doe,
C~nius,it
i a m i d , i s the ability t o caae t o a correct eoncluaion
w i t,h insufficient evidence.
If a doct,or f e c l e tU at case after scndiw his patient out of'
the
office with a phaeho and
R
request for Lab b a t e , it ia because he knows
he ahould have a m i n s d the patiexYO,
It is very d i f f i c u l t t o diacwer
pigmentations, adenopathiets, &mi aaasses by cnrtinizing thu p&tiuntta chart,
Every physiol.an in private p m a t i ~ oVill agree that a dootarlln worth
cmwt be meaaured by the length of his b i b l i o p p h y or the number of
o f f i a i n l acao2adcs.
It is when he is faced with a d y b & patient alone in
the srmU hours of t h ~morning without benefit of ta mtinua of subspeulalllpts
and fancy technicians, that the greatset t e a t is made,
Do not aneor s t your ~oUeagtm18~r)e90~.htims
and t h m ~ . i ( ~He
~ .m
iat
just be n hundred years ahead of you.
/'
Tf tho patSont I r r not doing w ? l l , t,hlnk &nut a! vplrt thingej firrat, if
tho t,kicrczp,y searfla aood:
I.) Aak
t h e patient, "Arc! you +,skb:r& t , h ~r l ~ l l tdose
(A patient ma taking om* CRPUU~F:
3 n tho c o r r ~ tlnnn@rcqY
t
in6t4ciud of
ttv*eimyfour
hours).
2)
$9 (7, n'fr
~orning
Ask to Bee the msdi c i x k ? ~( t i 1 2 d;l~$girit
has switched labela once, and qy patient ma taking the ant-acid thrcss t l m s
AaIly and thn 8i3d~t3.v~
every two hmra, in8tead of vice
VC;~FBB}.
3) Emmine
t h medicine
~
thu nurstd ie giving to seo what it i a like8 (no one knaw that
the pitmesin needed t h o m a mixing in the ail in the ampule and ao the
pat:ont w i t h disbetea imipidua became maistant to thcrapyg tho pum oil
was being 3nject)od while the homonu w s ~ sdropped into the:
W R ~ b~aR
~ket
Why do all broken and
w a r n - - ~ atothoscaprss
~t
belong to hospitals?
T h a t is the ultjrmstn end of them inatawntants, is it not? Who haa ever
used a h a a p i b l stothoscopo t b t worked?
Tt is wise to forget the medical school dictum that you should wait
untll positive cul.t;ursa atme bask h.om the laboratory before starting
~
obaeming the natural course
trrtatmsnt, M t h nnt3bia.t;ica. While y c a?-o
of the d3 saasu in this way, the wt,lf~ntm i g h t ba developing l i t t l t : canplicat,laao (such as tlflng).
l i t ~ l l , Ihavc +,o ncb5.t t h t you
gaining an yrw.
can*t loam evrl:rthingr
?,l~u>)~op
-
Many medioal authors haw whom they are hasding when t b y w r i t e an
artials, but they frequently do m t ahare thier sacret wlth their readers.
If you are trying t a cmate order by finding T r u t h , considar the
poaaibility that when you discem it, T r u t h will ba found to bo chaos.
The gr&h
microorganismn.
of
claeraly jbarallala that of a culturn of
alrr 0 p ~ i ( t 4 8
T h i ~1s
a kpmblam
f a r GO d U i m mom p o p l a yaarly.
You figure out w h a t happens next.
A doatar rceoarrtly s t a t e d that he knows what w i l l happen bacauset of
thc proniscuaus use of arztibioticso f"Thoro will bs no I,C'.B.E,ts,
wi 17. 1) i. no :~nt.tallitns, them w i l l btn
01'
thare
no people. Then3 w i l l , ba j u s t nrrundr~
p 5 : n i c i l l i n - ~ s i s t u n t stapbyIococci.
A p a r l . 1 hearci;
thei "flapping tr:rn09~ of the pmccmatose ~ntiont
d t , h cirrhosfn of the liver is his tmv! ng goodbye to ua.
hno ther abou 1;
~ . I ~ P C A ~~ I, ~*Cc - c o ~ ??llL
~ :3 ~ pat,-\
ents
ur.l.nnto in f mpproal*ia
t.ch
plncc~.
D;rt~anci :uuscall sLatecl s t m t h vhcn hc sai:ft
of Iio~ras a p t t ? ~
t h a t he is more anxious
al.?trs htmeelf,"
wltli
c h r a a t ::r"
t,b
:.ti
i:; a c h a r ~ c ~ c t ~ ~ - ~ a t i c
kill his c n e ~ d o othan to
.;by
Compare, for. uxmp10, tho money spunt cn banbo and rr,issiles
tho fund8 span? for bar& sbeltcrs, t o m d o shelters, stifdty b e l t s ,
ancl medical rasearah,
R. R, Grayson, gage 56
A doctort sl relrativea who ssk h i m for advice fmqumntly am mmly
being polite, imsmch aa the doator is still, wgerded aap Cousin Beaaiers
l i t t l e bay-the
me whom shirt me always W f n g mt and who almost blew
up the astore wlth gasalino not too long qp.
Q)
+
9
J)
Doctors who paes gaetrie tubers frwquently far variaus t e a t s arc
maddlam and shauld have this pmmdutrtd don to them daily for ana wek
to
cure thsm af the habit.
*
h e
u
+
thing a patient cmmot &errstand
ia
h4w Ma phpicimn can be
so
busy as not to sit dawn to chat with him in t h e sick room.
+
a
*
1
A doctor who i a s i ~ khan
am of tm, tgpam of phynicianst
tp
doglnatic,
j
Prunerim tyge who w i l l darmsnd obsdience, or the doctor who feesJ
s embsrraaasd
about giving ontern t o a colletique, wfio ordinarily gives Ma own, Either
M Y#
thls patient probably t h l n k a he k n m best and her wlll
W e his pill8
only accasiome~llyand t e l l the mmss t o etop bothering hirn wlth thoare fool
treatments.
Daorn h a b help gaur h ~ d l t hor pur rsioknass? N a v e you tried Low for
your onemlea? L e t us slrso adviae crur paticsnt$ of t;he mdics-2 vdue of love
over b t ~ .
I speak of Agape (altnriatic lme) not phi108 or ems.
When pur pregnant patient liea eupine an the examilning table and
turns pale, has
JE
thready prlae and
due to the heavy utcsruer 1
-
8
low blood pmamre, thia ia probably
on the inferior vona cam. Watch this patient
caref'ully when hae is on tha delivery tsble,
I am not afraid to uea
relativas.
~sc3bna
technical jargon to a pationt or to his
I: oxphin evsrgZSEing as m l l as paaelbla, not eo mch to
oducata as to promote canfldenae.
It is pmbably raaplsurinfi to the pationt
to msliao that his phyrsioisn IPruPwa mom than the famlly doaa.
d
A l l true aoffea addictw w i l l reaoepliae that the new menor
rat' sra
simply r a r i m t a of oaffeine, in affect. Moat people mad samrpthing to
strengthen and alert them for Oheir multitude of raiaerabler daily problem.
Perhaps
WQ
~ w l d
epitomize t b above wlt31 a b i t
men am walking to the gallawe t a hang for murder.
l a a s , terrorstricken, tremulma.
of fictiana Three
The i i m t man i a halp-
The ~etcondaraur b
t
a had aa sedative end
fie cculdntt cam l e ~ about
s
W a hanging.
me third man has
and has juat figured out t h m a w a p to secape.
had an energizer
If
ycgl
don't
l i k e what gar am doing, duntt do it, Lifota h d f finished
or mom far mast of ue and if
contime aacxl.fiding to
we
might ewakon ow day to find that
WB
Qet head," wr:
ham purahsaed nothing but
an expanaive
funeral.
How much treatment for a dylng patient? Thia i s the, mat d i f f i c u l t
of deuieiona for the doctor, When is it more compaaalonate to ~ t h h o l d
the endletss needlea and infksione and tmstmenta? Is it abeolutely
neooesary t o p e r s l a t In the do-
that emy.thln&lrmert be done u n t i l the very
last heart beat even f o r t h o obviously
I think t h e m
of one phpician.
tenn;lnal
prson?
~ f omr tb ab~vcmat mt be the sale msponaibility
What could be d m , for example, in the case of an aged
person dying of a msasive cerebral hemam-,
m l d be to obtain adequate
conaultstion, jointly apprlse the family a d minister of tke hopelessnese
/
of the case, and coma tO a unitad decision regarding the adviaebil
omtinuing or stolpphg my neddlsao~~ll
tmatasnt.
bMv of aole maponsibility, (2)
of
IZList (1) &
vss
l every-
alamma a l l of t h e truth
of the case,
(3) indiridnurXit~ora the treatment, ( I + ) end prevents the "abaoluti~ing" of
a r e b t l v e prlnclple in thempsutlcs.
Tho only tazaion that smHq s aigarehta relieves is the tsnnion cawed
by not smoking a cigarette.
A WRY t o WIRthe conl*l~ience of t
b family of a patient is to t a l k
.rmtl~
wlth thorn,
A doctor. M a uxplulns not-
to m o d y 15 open to the
euapicion t b t hct know nofhing to axplain in the f i r a t phcut.
App:ndIcit,i.s is a museating discas3 that m h s the a p p ~ t l t e . If tho
pnticnt i a eat.ing, the a 4 b d d n a l pain is anothsr oonrli"cian.
A farrnsr f ~ i e n dt o l l s me that b l a hags zrnd cows graw fat mrl hsal.thy
on grain wilth added whea*, bran slnd sorghum molaeses.
ITLrrthermorc;, htt mared
n t nF: hunlthy childmn on tho aamo diot, akrl nobody had vitamin p i l l s in
thoset d a p .
Thba ia probably
a,
nutriticmal g e m .
Whole m a t bread with sorghum
malaasee on it not wily is nutritilaua but u l a o it is a treat that
French chef m l d 10~0.
ovgn B
/
e
]?a yau tell neople to eat a balanaed dist? If ao, f i r e t tell ma what
s balanaed d i e t i a .
Haw arn f gcr.ing to be sum that the food8 are grown
in s o i l that ~ o n l x l nall
~ thr. vital trace mtnemla? Have you taught how to
prepam t h e food so t h e vitamins
rrs;norised by
not a3ddiaed and the minerals sro not
heat, tho nutr1,nnts not laached rvut by boiling water,
BXCPB~~~YF
tho $lea@ not mmiwed by dehyd~ation? A r c you a m the grains are not
fuU of t.axlc nitrate8 accrarmlatQsdby overtrertt4d sailer? A r e all the
R. R. Grsymon, page 65
golfing, walking, playing tennis, or besting on the ,punching bag i n the
brsatment st night.
hormanea.)
4.
(TM#
i a a physiological
way to r i d p w r e l f ' of ntrsar
Ths one way most of u~ fargetr
if yau undarahnd yaw.
advemery completely, and a l l h i s reasone for his uanduct, you w i l l have
camprrsaion and not r a p .
thine enemy".
Think of him aa a c3Mld.
Zhe Bible says wtove
This i a the way to prevent anger i n the f i r s t plaae.
Patients love ta be on s d i e t .
A d i e t list a t homo i s a conetwnt
reminder of ths evrerloving parental
concern of the physician, T h i s
part of the art is s marvelous opportunity for us t o put a v e m o d y on a
low-fat, corn o i l d i e t to prevent atherorclemeia.
A chimpaneae*rs i n t e l l e c t at the age of rrix is no different, according
I
ta the c l i n i c a l psychologists a t Yerken Xsboratariea, frm that o i l
crongenitally aphaaic nix-year o l d child.
Which h ~ a r o d ?
do neither?
On Free W i l l :
Premieer
the newborn infant haa complete freedom of choice,
Observation1 during the formative mars, thia inlstinctual method of
aating Is inhibited, auppresasd, eublimated, substituted, etc.;
the psmon
isncivilieed~f I f the trainiryt has been done with the proper kind of love,
a. "normal* eocial human maullta.
If, on t h o ather hand, the praceas haa been lax, a peychopath maultama poreon with an unblsniahad, unrestricted free will.
No conscience. No
aupr ego,
If civilising has basn t o a m h , the defonsire meohanlame produce a
neumsla o r a peychosie.
If a t v i l i o i n g has been toe, cruel and there h m been added mnotivationa
of sn anti-eooid charaater by d i r e c t o r i n d i m a t suggestion, e delinqaent
or
B
criminal resultar.
(~requantlyt h i s type i a mistakenly called the
p~cho~tSr)
Themfore, pure frao w i l l is mt ~ m d becaura
,
only the (1) infant
(2) and the t,rue psychopath typify froadom from parental o r s o o l a l r e ~ s t ~ r a i n t .
It i a r not true t h a t the ahemiaal content of plant food i a the aame
regardleaa of the chemical mtum of the r o i l ,
Nitratas, for example, accumulate
t o l e t h a l levels i n many plant$ i n wer-nitrsbd s o i l s .
F
Let ua e
p bam-
'-1
booding ourlnelvtear with the trite phrase "Eat r well-biiturced d i e t a d you
w i l l be healthy".
Who h o w y e t whrt the aarract d i e t 1st
I tMnk sane doctors fear ~ o n s u l t r t i o n e . They fear losing faoe and
~ t i e a t a . Thla
ieb
the wrong a t t i t u d e , I believe, bacsu~ei f done properly,
dbtaining another opinion
eyes, w i l l
wLll gain the physician pmetlge i n h i s patientat
gain him t h e confidence of thoae who -re
all gain h$m, eventually, mare patianta.
loaing it, and thue
I t e l l my new patient8 t o rtay wlth me snd develop the idea of a
psrsonral phyniclan.
"If eithsr you or I," I say, ndo not f e e l you are
doing w l l , then either you or I m y aak for aonaultation.
That
w&p
you
know you wLll always gat tho bsrt medical tmatment.w
Soma of the most pioayuna things can ruin a doctorts rsputation wlth
a family:
conalder the effect that allowing a ferrsl impaction t o develop
i n a hospltal case h a , not ao much on the patient, aa on the ralativea,
If you am awlare of this ctmmunal anal complex, you will pensonally make
sure sach hoapital patient kesp "his b m l s open."
Ask every patient every
day.
I have, complo taly eliminated the word ~rabortionllfraan my mdi cal
vocabulary.
People simply do nat understend that # l a
and they erlwap regard i t a meaning as criminecl,
"X
i~ a t ~ c cha l term,
One nlcs lady was so upset
by the, diagnasia llthmatoned abortionw that appeared on her insurance farma
that she l e f t town.
I cowlneed her that t h i s meant W m i n ~ n tmiscamwe",
but she did not believe she M
d ever oonvincs hear f ~ i e n d s .
Now, I never
allow mymlf t o write this bad word &are.
If you will abaerve fat people, you dl1 see that it is not
s matter af avo-est,lng
80
much
with th~ma$ it i a a matter of underexesciee. Most
f a t people do not burn aalorlea tho way they should.
It is not a metabolic
diffemnco, I am sure.
Tt
it3
s 1,ifethc of Languid habits.
Ely p a t i e n t ,
Xr, A., for uxanple, and I can both walk up a hil-1 together, but I wager I
1x30 twice
the calories hes does.
He
js 80
t o be half asleep even when at work,
mhaad and rlow that he appears
Fy conclusion, therefom, would he
to inquiR into t,he physical habits of the obeae, rather than the d i e t .
And ao far ss observing pntianta goes,
t o aak
all
vory
old but e t i l l healthy people, aa I have, what foods they
have eatan r;os+,of th9l.r lifetheo,
age of elghty around hero, &~o i a
a high-fat djeL.
ono would find it, instructive
in
I h3ve diacaverod nobody over the
good health, who haa been accustmed t o
This h r t h o r aomborat,as the well-founded theory that
high-fat d i e t 8 wuse s t h a ~ ~ c l e m e i a .
Wy bowls am all tore up," the lady said to me.
I
local idiom and I had visions of an entirely new pathology.
know that what she meant ware that ah0 had "the nuvrint off?"
Thlpl reminds ma of the countleaa prrtiantn whose preabat coihplaint fs,
"1 got it in the ba0k.n
Wmt is meant is "a Irurtinfw irn %ha l m r lumbar
ama which haa been pmaent, t o be specific, "a good
k43.13 ,p
I believe i n knowing the difference between right and wrong and then
acting upon it.
whan
R
A man is dishomst who t u r n away frm evil.
Thus:
gmedr, fraudulent, health insurance a m p m y drops om of aur
vat!~rZt~justbee~luaaha became Ill, I think we should riac in w m t h ,
Thtsee chaap, chjselirq inmmnce companies wikh t h e i r high prewure, owrggamtsd,
~ ~ o n rclaims
l.
am p i n g to d r l m
UB
to socialism fastar than b'~'srx himelf
could have done.
A physician mnt attempt t o be all thiws t o a l l people a t all. t-a,
and yet, t,a ha effective, ha muat, ramain iRdcpndent, i n t a l l e c t u a U y hornet,
.snd genulnaly slnccm and compaesionate.
We should nct bc dia~ppointedi f
vm fa7 1 in s m e respeata to maet the ctzallengc o f this inporrsible goal, but
~ h o u l dcongrertulata oureelves for tht part of the a r t we have mastemd.
Yany patianta have complained t o me
that +&air pmvious physic
4.
told me mythln(l.*
In i m s t i g t i n g these csoee I usually d i a b 6 r
the: doctor oatually t a l d them ere-*.
never
P"
thpt
What really happened was thiet
tha doctor finiehed hla a p e ~ c hto the patient and left and the patient hnd
samg
unsnawered q u ~ a t i o n n * To avoid t h i a type of diasatiafaation, o m muat
f i n i s h nith, 'Wow, do yau harm sny gusstiona?"
There am, aame tslkativa patients who d
we l o f t openings f o r
t h u ~ rsay nothing.
them.
A uao up all of our tims if
These people just love to talk, evon thaugh
Them are throe ways of handling thesa caees;
the f i r a t
is Lo
3jt
and 12iatm in utt8+ar
borv~lotn. Th2 olijcond i~ !.a brush off Lhi:
patll3nt, and rush t,o *tho crthar rom.
canvemnt?on to
8mlt
Thu third
is b e ~ t ;&in)ct U12
t,opS~intareating to you and use the opportunity to
l e n r n sol7ethl.w. A Iitt,l.c: uxtza know1 c.clgc ncsvc*.-hurt mybody,
I think that dactor~lknow the
mi8fjry
and brevity of human life better
thm doos aRv othttr gmfc~lsionalp m p , including precrohers.
uxporliunce
4pr
a factor i n stsengthening the natural tanclencierr of tho
p b s 3 clan toward meohaniam and
If
why.
B
This very
-8
ticion.
d a t ~ i l m nteUs yau a medLcine irs better than another, a~rkhim
Darnirnd atatierbica.
Then, uae n t l e a for evaluating hi8 stati~1ticar
If thorn am mlatjvely f e w case artudios, r e j e o t it; if the studiftrr am
uncontmllod,
PO j ~ ~It;
t , if thnr*?
P
is no dnrblc-blind study, re J o c t t; if
-.
the= has l o e n no comparison of tho figurers afterr subtzeactlon of .tho atandad
dev!.ntion of e m r i n each rsarrrplo, rejoct it! if there is no sppamnt
mtionale for his statmanta, mjaat it1 if he quotee some authoritative
canaluaion, but givea no prPper data, r e j e o t it, Some drug companies a m
mm $reedy than they am hanus t,
I baliiuvrj that if a l l doctam started needling all d e t r i l man about
all of thsir outragem advertising claimar, m might get soma m e d i d e t h i c s
back in the drug busl.aaser.
T ~rnd$*rs
tnnd thnt titilmipunnc'l zt~t>l)ago s i ~c;tUsr:
. b??=l,
got t ~r
T l a l glad
to h 37.r that but T *d.nh the;d d pl';L: row o t h ? ~ i1np~7n.ta5lr;
*
f a o . 3 ~or, t , h t
h
!.'st,
t,ao.
1-ika t s g g - p h t , f a r exmplit.
If' :my oE ycnl f a l l o w who am
e a t i n g ngga
an$'butter 4s o l i d fats
have er coronary or stroke tomorraw, please l a t me h a w .
a largo medal of honor to each of you for
f h 3
I m prqmaing
courageous a c t of sating
wha't you 1.lamn p l :use..
30 you
know what the. loaal idiom for "defecateft is? I t is1
1'
I
mnt outfv. The only way I can under~teRdt h i ~i a ta conjecture that this
bogan when avaqybody had bsdcyard privies and they r e d l y W n t a u t w .
i;3
l i a on hlo back, hc turns to l i e om h i s abdomen? T h i o campletoly baffles
Tho young doctor fears ohargilng money, bocauau he instinctively rualigee
+,hart the patient mgtrrdo the fee as exploitation of his pain.
This bueineaa
of getting rich at tho uxpenoe of thl; misery of othcra is the ma1 cause
of many anhgoniermo betmen doctor onc? patient.
L;vr9ry p h ~ ~ i i ~ i~dLf L
l ~ U V whzn
B ; hc:
gruluatus f'rcnn n! :*!icrrI nchoal t,:~nt he
knows d l thu r;jaylp.t,onts tho h a a n rlacJ can
~cincch~ l u u not 1oar;tcd avcn W:' of thorn.
symptana,
iticzsl
of vdiioh have no 61s:a58
sl;clrl.ing u m : ~ p I frorrl
~ . a lady psrticnt
tqk.;Ldneyofluttorodw
T h i s Ir:, of cours<>,wrong,
~ V L ,
3 0 r y Zay hcj dll l4:u-n
to ~c
who told
hd
more
tl-: t h ~ ~I.GIVL
3'0~D
me yc:ator-day that, h c ~
.
Li' 6 child i s not doing wU a t r;cl~ool, and you are ~urohis health,
and his @year in particular, arta good, it
parent the c h i l d is iiiontifylng.
ist
wall to find out with which
Frequently
the
pardnt
it3
on? who boasts
of how he hated ~lchooland dx*opa l i t t l c hints t o the child which turn him
sgaimt schooling. You can prfom a great s e w i o e by inforlaing this parent
how he i e uncomoiauely producing t h l s type of behador.
What all patiants m a d mom
(bndor. lovina caw).
1:o
b h n
3nytlling e l w , Ic p o d a$
\
aro not ph;ppicittns when
BE
T. L. C,
do noC @ve ft.
Tha
prhs i n p d i s n t in t h i o prstporigtian, i f you have not hoard, i s lm. Them
are thme kindt~o f love in the Gmek, M . c h we should be amre of ao as not
to ba; nderconatruad: Eras, the urntic typcl; Philos; the i n t e l l e c t u a l type;
Agape, tho ~ l e l f l i s s ~a ,l t m i o t i c type.
Agropo l e one lova tho world
the leaat about, despite k3a00 y a m of Christianity,
bwt
y m haaid of oral diarrhea with mntd ccmstiprtion?
+ + +
knm
?f ynu
EL?', over
FIVTC)
hwrr of ~ m i n t ( . m p t s dsl(:t:p t h i l u t r e a t i n g n
pn5icsnt :n dinbr-ztic coma, T ~rmldE;ny t,Sat you ar? ~mbtxblyt r u e t i n g too
Theso p~t;ion.tzuoual3.y w i l l get t m l l if t h y ara troat,cd
nruch to luck.
v i garouslg
and p?1*30mll;yon an hmr'lg basin
k!!
t;h r o n v f ct!on b ' . ~ f i . ~ l1~ iZ*~amt?d
>
+.he h a ~ 4,my
I
~ B V diocogc!m('
I ~
th!
E
*,ha clock.
83:'
this
in rr.y inlc-~.nship,and nince
lnl-,:,r hzvh: 10s f no pat ;tmts
Scwneti rn~.+scor~ical~
thing:! hc ypon in hospitals
appreciate as b d n g funny,
3
t l r-mr]
in di abet! c
COIPA.
that o n l y doctors j~light
Thers is a case of ours, f o r exampla$ a p o e t
opratiw3 pattent had tubes in every o r l f i c s ,
n cathc tex*, a colon %uto, a stAonachtub<>,and
He had
E.
I. V. tubes going,
msal cxygcn. tubc.
!,hiit %hi\ nwppn anc! t2-1a
k%at
-a;hur omrie
**;ifs
- + ci ,!c:n<slby
oldtchr?ci ant, clay nnd thr. nursts: cortltlnt t figure out why tk?
th;, :;kc?,
+
ii!:~'.
tibdlle
~!iuc:h. llr w.s gutting constunt euction to his
poor :nnn had tn belch :;rz
nuel
T*JDT~Z:.C~~tuEir:s
.six U t w s of ox;ttgcm t o h i 3 o t m a h .
l't.lorr:
vat
a csu~zlcnlnmfcssor of mlno who claim~:(ih,.: had a TtP1*..
T. D." d u , p - # ( ? .
71,; was
;:.
doctor of tubt?~and balloons.
When a patient complains of a som berak, mmernbsr that if you do not
"Lay on hnmb*, in 6thc.r ~mrds,examine h i s back, t h e p ~ f i c n t will
,
~causc
Tt, 18 oo tmp+,fng, i n i t not,, to f o r ~ c tf h i s , even Nhen
yau a??negloat.
knmr t h n t t h s ncrcon nlnpl :r pulled ~zmuzcl.;,
8 i q l ; r b:r Ral.lotJing this m'lo
F u ~ t , h a m o r ~once
,
I
.
r3no of trhc flnoet, imrc; placebos J know 5s the p e n APll c a m m l e .
I, y:%l.Low, ant! ~th' ti.
We doctom
thinga.
kvt.
l a y can
r.hnri tab1
(,
, md
COII--
0 F r ) 8 :IF?
~ 0 0 6~ 1 7 0 .
t;ained ~ n d(liaclpllncd oureelves to do a thousand
not tzSaln mlrcrnlwes s4,milmrly to bo alwnp checrflrl,
ltz)ouat,o our pool*, ,c1lff3ring chnrgcs'?
hundrcxie of food addi tivos, colorings, prssenmtims, and jlrsecticidos that
end up on the dlnnar p h t a p r f o o t l y harrnlscra? Ham you told how to g ~ ~ ' ,
six to n i n e t m n g r m ~of esaantial, fatty acid8 daily'?
The facts are that nobody barns yet what ue e h l d eat, m y .
Tho line betmen
oxLstant.
s food faddist and
a nutritianiat in probably mn-
I\lost thoughtf'U p s a p l ~r o d i s e that food haa a m t h i n g t o do
w i t h h o d t h and our stat@of i @ w m o e is
only rolatim
arrgula;~.
Pcople who challnnge the Fatee by refuaing b change thair dietary
patternB in the face of ~uientifiaeddenco usually are people nho ecoff
at aafeky belta, f i m axtin@.tiahars, a d lightning rods.
T h e m same people,
for s m strange maser., lock their doom at night, buy autonobllo, fire,
life, and dissrbiltty Imuranae poLicies, and even get
'%e
art, of maomranee l j e s i n the ability to axude confidence w l t l ~ o u t
0v(3r implying a g~rarantaeof
cure.
When I f i r a t bsgm t o prautica medicim I
patiant,s who had nothing wrow with thum.
was oonrp1sLrsl.y baffled by
I soon learned that a doctor mat
alwap do eamething far d.1Ma patients, When I t e l l a patient "There is
nothing ycvu need", hs M n l c a , Well, you have not earned s fee."
* * +
If we, as rerrpaneribl~lcadara in modical mattere;, aoke a vigorous legal
f i g k t ovary time a health insurancn crmpany cheat~la patient, w do our.uelvea
a favor,
Insurance companies Prlzlch cancnl policioe ad l i b , miampresent their
policies and refuse to pay a W c ¶ all be r o p a ~ t e dto t h e Imurcurce C d a a i o m r
i n the state capital.
Laptosplmis in m t t l o io cpidamic in Pcrsy county$ wu ehould bc: scuing
human
cases
but we are not.
Tlzis ahauld rsmind us-do
w have adequatx loieon
with wr v e t e r i r ~ r yaolleaguar~?
Many patients complain about tlae doctor.
physician if he doas not c
o
It is of
m about
~ ~ the patient i n
great
value to the
return, He should,
instead, ovdhsta end correat hi8 art.
I
Somo slick prsanrs leave the h o ~ p i t a ld i s p t l ~ d ,~ a y h g ",1 wse there
fivo daya and they d ; d p r a o t i d l y nothing for
A craou of pneumonia, fa- exmploa
Doctor, this i s a failurn.
tho pationt might mcd only one or
tm i n j o c t i o n r ~of penicillin a &y to gat mll, but if he r e d l y ncada tho
hospital and If ytnr am aefiaualy intarcstsd i n hia sertiafaction with WZS
tima and m y - c a n s -
ao thr:sea
interval, it i s beat to
1. VaporLlesr at, b~drrideconatalrxtly.
wrLtc
2.
8uchfYhxury ardemn
Infra-red Lamp and
liniment to chest for pain for1 E! f b e n minubs thmo timco daily.
tablets two, thmo tima dally for disc&ort;.
3.
4. Nestbuts1 gr. 14 h.
APC
8.
5 , Laxative at badtima ae noeded.
7. Qcaup9tioml therapy aa tolerated,
nosa.
9.
6. &&dm1thma tims daily for nemoue-
Leg exnraiseer eaclh tvm hcrltra dttrlng day,
dally.
8.
Up a t bedside &a totnretsd.
10. Temperature four timss
11. Two harr ~ a u hmrnirig for mount and color.
b b n y old paople am not eenile, even thargZh t h ~ ylook that way.
jumping t o ccnclusicrns that
Bufom
tha old one hsc no memaw and 1s disoriented,
tly baing fW.sndly and sacinbla.
Beeawe h~ ila slow sLnd tottering does not
msan ho hscs an old mind.
I find that
the m e t
v'altmbla attitude of all in developing real friend-
ship far people, regardless af age o r oandition, i a to think of them ae tlw
children they are a t heart.
For who can hate a child?
Someday 1 plan to wr4M a book an ethics.
The theme o f the
work w i l l
ba that them is no relrmtirS.ty In ethtca, that, in moral questions, an oct
is althar good or bad a t stll t b a and places, Pmcticsrlly nobody now
bolie'tras J;hia, in rrpite of 2000 years of tho batitudes, but it caul be
proved by raferrsing a l l quostions to the thbrughtt "Whnrt o f f s o t will this
havo on tha ~ h i l d r o n ? ~
J E 9 9
Beware of paranoid people.
I h&w~ a e nmrury, both in an8 out of
Tholse nha are not hal.luclnation;ina are frequently ahmwd citizen
osylmns.
who may cnur3e mny of tho trouble0 of a er-ty*
2r:oopizes tho dicoasz.
Somu holpf'ul hintst
Only t h ~
rare persan
They are uttorly rigid in their
paranoid autlook~they am unFor@vingt they are uriloving and many t h e ,
as a m d t , unlwcd; loeiaal orgumont daos not m k wfrsn talking wlth thm.
Abaalut~lynot.hing rn make them meson diffemtl~yor tdco a d l f f e r o n t stand.
Do you meopiau ~ q of
y your aqwintnncc:ets hem? Suggested madings
m.
A mtnistor I know claims that he can alwam recognize a liar by ph,wical
~ i @ Bs U C ~ a@, (a) the imbility t o look y-ou i n the
c 3 p
f o r a s i l e n t count,
of ton while conversing, and (b) by tha nervous pII)'vemnte of h i s hands.
'This
could bo worked up into a n i c e paper on the phyaical d i ~ ~ ? $ ~ of
~ s .-Ii a
Four thin* you c m do ntrun yau b e m e awry at paopler!
1. G i v e them h e l l and toll the;lt off.
Who do
D d t let them treat yau that Way*
they think thcy are? (This attitude w133 give yau all t h e cneraiaa
you w i l l over need on which you
p p t i c ulcer).
2.
can blame yaur high blood pmscura and p r
Suppress your mgu cmplotoly.
as to aUow paopLe to h a w yau havo umotiona.
not, juat a human being.
Eisvcr bo so Ftnn;atur@
After
an,you
am Somebody,
(This WO~CCS beautifl~llyuntil (a) Your hyperZ.ension
becomes malignrmt, (b) yrrur ttmsion headaahoa be~llneintractable, (c) or
your altohol habi ts draw tho atk 3ntim of A. A. ),
3, Work i t off by hunting,
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