ISSUE 330 www.pvmcitypaper.com Issue 330 Saturday 21 to Friday 20 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 February 2015 Need to Know 2 ISSUE 330 manners to present the check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, remember that the banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). Better yet, if you have a «bank card», withdraw funds from your account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. I f you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountainsthe Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers POPULATION: Approx. 325,000 inhabitants CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny days per year. The temperature averages 28oC (82oF) and the rainy season extends from late June to early October. allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to its shores to lay their eggs. FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, raccoon, etc. ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where diving is CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely accepted. Index BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. Current fare is $7.50 Pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you should, in a secondrate establishment! There are 2 kinds of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port are usually vans that Saturday 21 to Friday 27 can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates per passenger. City cabs are yellow cars that charge by the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, many drivers let you off at the beginning of the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main plaza, the Church or the flea market? Pick up a free map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help you check it out or lodge a complaint. TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if dialling a land line. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% of the bill at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is considered poor February 2015 WHAT TO DO: Even if your allinclusive hotel is everything you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in the Old Town and on the South Side. DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s revenge is just that: false. For the 21st year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for more info: 293-3690. LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And don’t worry this is a safe place. ISSUE 330 Dear Editor, Your Comments avineberg@yahoo.com Dear Editor, Hear, hear, Suzanne Kirkpatrick! I heartily second your letter to the Editor, printed in last week’s edition of the PV Mirror. ‘Congratulations on your impressive - and still free! - publication’ - to quote. I was, however, dismayed to read this week’s letter from Charlotte Semple (Executive Director of the Old Town Farmers’ Market) criticizing the publication of a letter the previous week. I had wondered why El Pilon Charcuterie was missing from the Farmers’ Market on Saturdays, and Richard and Marisa’s letter explained, from their point of view, the reason. I have absolutely no interest in the issues concerning this matter, which I consider to be between Ms. Semple and El Pilon. However, I believe in ‘free speech’, and Editor Ms. Vineberg - as Ms Semple surely knows - publishes letters which express people’s views... LIKE THEM OR NOT... as she demonstrated with Charlotte Semple’s letter, which was extremely vitriolic towards her, the Editor. The implication in the letter is that only ‘good’ reviews are to be published!! Very often, I have seen a letter published that gave a business a poor review, only to have several, sometimes even a flood of letters the following week, giving praise!! THAT, Ms. Semple, is what Free Speech is all about... Sincerely, Suzanne French-Smith Dear Editor, As a returning vacationer to Puerto Vallarta, I was in awe of the reopening of the Los Muertos Pier in 2013! As time passed (2 years), the scenic lighting has drastically faded. My accommodation allows me to view the pier day and night and it is sad to see the lighting has not been kept up. Has the downtown renovation program gone by the wayside? One of the jewels in the crown of Puerto Vallarta has lost its sparkle! What can we do to ensure the lighting is spectacular again for all those who reside in Puerto Vallarta and those who visit this beautiful city? Sincerely, We look forward to picking up our Mirror, and having a fun time doing the crossword puzzle. Issues 328 and 329 have the same puzzle, such a disappointment. But I’m sure it’s due to a clerical error. Looking forward to NEXT week’s, Issue 330 for a new one? Lucyna P. Dear Lucyna, I thank you for your kindness. Others are not so gentle with us when dealing with such errors, which we try our best to avoid. I hope you enjoy this week’s, it is a brand new one. The Ed. Dear Editor, Bronzes and the Malecon Art on the Malecon only enhances the walk along the Bay of Banderas. Tourists as well as locals stop and enjoy the enhancements there, so why have these beautiful pieces of art made by artists with painstaking labour been desecrated in such terrible ways? The statue of the world famous Mexican golfer, Lorena Ochoa, is missing her golf club, and someone obviously wanted a souvenir. I would presume that the artist. Octavio Gonzalez Gutierrez, is in total disbelief. Please! Then we have the beautiful Tritan and Mermaid statue by Carlos Espino - a real favorite of mine. Tritan seems to have lost his arm and his weapon. It didn’t just fall off. Why would anyone tear an arm off of this most gorgeous sculpture? There are also several bronze chairs by Alejandro Colunga, missing several parts such as feet or shoes. This is officially known as “La Rotonda del Mar” (The Roundabout of the Sea). All of this art deserves better. The city of Puerto Vallarta must have had some pride initially when it decided to commission these fabulous pieces of art. Why in the world hasn’t the city, the local arts council, the major, anyone and everyone not said, “STOP! We need to repair these pieces.”? This is just plan lazy and someone needs to step up. On the part of a city that survives on tourism, don’t you think the locals and the tourists notice this? It is high time that you wake up and fix the problem. People just shake their heads when they see the damage, and then they wonder why a city with such great art, lets it fall into disrepair. Some of these pieces have been in this state of disrepair for quite some time. Make the call!!!!! Contact the artists, invite them to Puerto Vallarta, and ask them what the process would be to repair their works of art. Continued on Next Page Sharon P. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Sound Off 3 4 Sound Off ISSUE 330 Continued letters to editor... Get off your … and make the calls! Don’t you think we see the laziness and ignorance and lack of concern for your city? This is only one issue, but you invested in these pieces of art, and they need to be PERFECT! It’s a real highlight of Puerto Vallarta. City Government! The next time you meet, STOP! Go outside and walk the Malecon and be disgraced! Yes, this is a disgrace, and you need to bring a secretary along to take notes as you look over the sculptures and what they need. These pieces took hours to envision and create. Do something for yourselves, for your city and for the artists who created these very special works of art. Be Proud! It’s time that the powers-thatbe have a weekly stroll around the city and say, “We need to fix that”! This is not intended to be a put down; this is a REAL CONCERN! This is real constructive criticism that will help PV in the long run. Now, more and more people will look more carefully at Malecon Art, and they will notice it even more and they will speak up! William D. Dear Sir, We agree with you wholeheartedly but, FYI, most of the sculptures –if not all- were not commissioned by the City. They were donated by the artists who raised the funds needed to create them from the private sector. The Ed. Dear Editor, Allyna Vineberg avineberg@yahoo.com Contributors: Anna Reisman Joe Harrington Harriet Murray Stan Gabruk Krystal Frost Giselle Belanger Gil Gevins Ronnie Bravo Tommy Clarkson Luis Melgoza Todd Ringness Christina Larson Claudia E. Lovera Tim Wilson John Warren Bill Jory Cecile Scriban Office & Sales: 223-1128 Graphic Designer: Leo Robby R.R. My wife and I can heartily endorse Vickie Jensen’s comments (letter to the Editor, Feb 7 – 13) regarding El Salado [estuary]. We had often wondered what was behind the fence and the information in her letter prompted us to find out and reserve a tour. We reserved via E-mail and joined the 1 PM tour on Tuesday, the 10th. The guide was knowledgeable and enthusiastic, and explained the estuary’s biological make-up and both the plants and animals within it that depend on its survival. The web site and the casual signage may tempt you to dismiss the facility, but we recommend that you overlook these factors and pay them a visit. It’s very educational and well worth the 300 pesos. Rick & Marlene Johnson Webmaster: PVMCITYPAPER.COM Online Team Cover Photo: “The Pier at Los Muertos” by Anna Scheirich PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la reproducción total o parcial de su contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin previa autorización por escrito del editor. An important notice Dear Editor, The PVMIRROR wants your views and comments. Please send them by e-mail to: The Out and Proud article by Tim Wilson and Gary Lichtenstien in issue 329 was very thought provoking. I agree with the message. As a 68-year old gay man, I have seen a lot of change and, in my opinion, not always for the best. When they are in touch with Reverend Al Sharpner (name changed deliberately), they might also tell him what racial profiling is in Puerto Vallarta. I have been coming to Vallarta since 2006 and on 3 occasions, this elderly gay white man has been stopped and searched by the local police. 2007, 2012 and the latest one night in late January as I walked the two blocks from Reinas Bar to my apartment on Aquiles Serdan. From experience, I have learned that I must hold onto my money when they search or I will lose it. I don’t know if it is required that you be gay but the only English they seem to know is “What bar are you coming from?” and “Do you have drugs?” Saturday 21 to Friday 27 Publisher / Editor: February 2015 avineberg@yahoo.com 250 words max, full name, street or e-mail address and/or tel. number for verification purposes only. If you do not want your name published, we will respect your wishes. Letters & articles become the property of the PVMIRROR and may be edited and/or condensed for publication. The articles in this publication are provided for the purpose of entertainment and information only. The PV Mirror City Paper does not accept any responsibility or liability for the content of the articles on this site or reliance by any person on the site’s contents. Any reliance placed on such information is therefore strictly at such person’s own risk. Note: To Advertisers & Contributors and those with public interest announcements, the deadline for publication is: 2:00 pm on Monday of the week prior to publication. ISSUE 330 I say “No” but they search anyway. I do not protest because I fear being arrested. In my years in Vallarta I have never been involved in or a witness to any other crime except with the police. That alone has made me question as to whether I should continue coming here. If you can not trust the police, who can you trust? I respect the police. I know that it is not an easy job to keep us safe but I think the police in Puerto Vallarta have their priorities confused. Jim Mason Dear Editor, Last Friday our Lunch Bunch went to Krystal Frost’s Organic Select restaurant on Francia in Versailles and what a fabulous experience we all had! This is a small place that resembles a little French bistro, that sells food and serves it as well. Krystal made us a lovely Valentine’s lunch and we had a special table set inside starting with champagne with a strawberry! First came the homemade hummus with glutenfree seed-like crackers that she makes. Then we each ordered either a meat lasagna or a gluten-free vegetable lasagna, or vegetable quiche. They were served with a nice sized salad on the side. The meat lasagna was the best I have ever had. Everything is organic and homemade right there. For dessert she had made a heart-shaped perfectly-textured brownie that she cut into seven servings and served with a homemade light coconut ice and a beautiful mint tea. We all were raving about the food and along with that, the service she herself provided. It was personal, friendly, efficient and the entire experience was a very special treat. We will definitely return as well as recommend to others. Do yourself a favor and call Krystal for reservations and directions. You won’t be sorry. Organic Select Market and Deli, 169 Francia, 2221015. Dianne Dear Editor, More good stuff. A shoe repair place that is great is at 479 V. Carranza. The man speaks English and can do so much with shoes... he put a new piece of rubber into my keen shoes and across the street is the “Tres Gallinas y Un Gallo” Saturday market, and a gift store called Queen Bee. The Queen has wonderful purses, skirts, tops and decorative pieces. Of course I want to mention my best find in all the times I have been coming to this wonderful city... Dr. Miguel A. Saldana Salas, wonderful plastic surgeon and yes, I say best in the world... email me at bjgerber@rogers.com and I’ll tell you why. Also, at 645 Aquiles Serdan corner of Lazaro Cardenas, they do dressmaking, design, general sewing and repairs. These ladies are great and you will be very pleased with there work. Phone is cell 322 121-2920 and 322 175-7863. This year, my husband had sun spots removed by dermatologist Dr. Eduardo Cervantes G. at 146, Col Diaz Ordaz, really really good job. Will not take up more space, but I am happy to share these finds and the retailers are pleased and hope you will seek them out. Warm regards, Judy Gerber Dear Editor, Re: Paradise Lost I have been a visitor to PV for over 40 years and a resident for 15. I know that a common response to the expressed concerns of unmanaged and illegal growth of our development in our lovely city with its over burdened infrastructure is denial. My purpose is to ask questions and perhaps there will be some thoughtful response from other readers that could result in a positive change to status quo. 1. Why do we accept living in a city that cannot collect its own garbage effectively? 2. Why do we accept and purchase in condominiums that are illegal by the city’s own laws and rules - even when ‘permits’ are provided? 3. Why do we purchase condominiums without any evidence provided by realtors and developers that the city infrastructure can handle the occupants need for clean water, sewerage disposal, and power services? 4. Why do we accept living in a city where the safety and security concerns increase yet our public servants are underpaid and over extended? Please sign me, Lost in paradise Dear Editor, We love the PV Mirror. It is one of the first things we look for when arriving from up north. The publication always has interesting things to tell visitors. Over the past while I have also noted some of the letters are about us vacationers not considering the host country’s customs and traditions. Sadly, I think it is mainly because we don’t take the time to learn them, figuring that what is good for us is good for all. I say this based on a single incident, and I had no intention of even mentioning it until I saw the number of letters in your magazine. I have decided to share my experience. We heard about the neat policy at Blue Chairs regarding Christmas time, from the PV mirror of Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Sound Off 5 6 Sound Off / Within PV ISSUE 330 Continued letters to editor... course. We took your advice and contacted the lady in charge to see what we could do. From that conversation we purchased a few gifts and headed over there on Christmas day early. It was a thoroughly enjoyable time watching the children line up to pick a toy. However, we had heard that the custom in Mexico is to give the gifts in January, when the [Three] Wise Men arrived. We were not completely sure of that, so my wife asked the lady that was in charge about it. She rather curtly responded “I don’t know anything about that.” We were a bit taken aback by the response but did not let it dampen our enjoyment of the time there. And I must say it was a very well attended affair, serving lots of children. But I wonder why, if the custom in Mexico is in fact to give gifts in January, those involved would not make the day in January the day of gifts instead of the “Gringo” gift giving time. Just one more example of us not paying attention to our host country’s customs. Now if the lady had said she understood their customs, but for other reasons they did not follow that custom and instead did it on Christmas, I would have felt a bit better. However, that was not the case. She simply indicated she had no idea what we were talking about. Jim Dear Editor, As you well know, PV has millions of loyal Canadians, and none more so than the supporters from Saskatchewan, who follow their pro football team, the Roughriders. Every year about this time, they have their annual fan fest on Los Muertos Beach. This year, it was on February 10th - their 11th year, and the first time a real Canadian Hall of Fame football player attended, Roger Aldag. I did some research for you. Anyway, I took some pictures, and one has him in the front row right side. They all wear the green and white colours. Marsol Friday Market by the pier The new Marsol Market by the Pier presents more than 50 vendors every Friday through the entire season in the large lobby of the Marsol Hotel, next to Los Muertos pier from 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. This market is a project of the online Vallarta Shopping Directory with the goal of helping local businesses be located and visited by our tourists and local residents, as well as promoting local artisans, artists, restaurants and food vendors who have unique products to sell. You can see our pages at www. puertovallartadining-shopping.com The advantage of the Marsol market is that vendors who make more than one product or who introduce new items can show what they want to sell. Also because the market is inside the hotel, their products and visitors are protected from rain and hot sun. At the Marsol Friday market you will find such a variety of unique products like jewelry in natural stones such as turquoise, jade, coral and amber, silver, bronze, polymer clay, and ethnic jewelry styles, artists with original art such as Ada Colorina, prints, giclées and posters by Marta Gilbert and others, sculptures, blown glass, Oaxacan textiles, hand painted clothing, swim suits, beach wear, hand crafted dolls by the prison women, cooling ties, aprons, T shirts, masks, hand woven scarves, decorative items for your home, hand painted tiles, books, information on classes and tours, relaxing massages, bird feeders, honey, handbags, Manny Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 table cloths, baskets, cigars, amate paper, collectibles and more. You will find all type of delicious pastries, breads, rolls, sauces, smoked meats and fish, sausages, coffee, fruit drinks, candies, nuts, dried fruit, liver pate, hummus, pickled beets, dill pickles, and prepared gourmet style food to eat there or take home. The Food Court on one side of the main lobby offers a place to sit and enjoy Mexican specialties such as blue corn tortillas and sopes, Spanish empanadas, tacos, tamales, quesadillas, vegetarian products, and Jewish comfort food. The Marsol Market by the pier offers a festive atmosphere with live Mexican music, a place to network and meet your friends inside the lobby of the Marsol hotel, 103 Francisca Rodriguez, on the closed street leading to Los Muertos Pier every Friday From 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Come join us and invite your frienda and guests. Visit our Facebook page at Facebook. com/marsolmarketbythe pier. ISSUE 330 Children come first with IFC medical cost share and cancer aid By T John Warren he International Friendship Club (IFC) Patrocinio Medical Cost Share Program. How would you feel if your child were disabled or sick, the cost of treatment was about $10,000 pesos, and you didn’t have the money to help? The child would just have to suffer. The IFC has a special program that encourages IFC members to help a local Mexican family apply for the Patrocinio Medical Cost-Share Program. The program focuses primarily on children under 18 in medical need whose families lack resources. The IFC member should come to the office for the application form which explains the steps involved in securing approval of financial assistance. A written diagnosis of the medical condition from their doctor will be required as well as some personal information on the child in question and their family. The sponsoring member of IFC will bring that paperwork to the office to apply for assistance. Once approved, the IFC will pay 80% of the approved medical costs to a maximum aid of $8,000 pesos, once the proper paperwork from the medical provider arrives. Marco works as a security guard at a condo building near the Marina and his wife, Marianna, is a maid in the same building. Their combined incomes are about $6,000 pesos a month and rent is $2,500 pesos. That leaves $3,500 pesos a month for food, bus fares to work, clothes and school supplies for their two children. There is nothing left at the end of the month. Antonio, their 7-year-old son is profoundly deaf and his education, family life and friendships suffer as a result. He needs two hearing aids. Each one costs $11,000 pesos, so a total cost of $22,000. Marco’s brother, who is single and has some savings, will pay for one hearing aid but that leaves $11,000 pesos for Marco and Marianna to find. In this case, the IFC’s Medical Cost-Share Program will pay $8,000 of the $11,000 and a very generous IFC member will provide the family with the balance of $3,000 pesos. Once completed, 7-year-old Antonio will be able to hear normally and enjoy life in the same way that other kids can. The program requires an IFC member to serve as sponsor or patron to guide the process. And what a great program this is! If you know a local family with a child in need, we encourage you to become an IFC member and then contact our office for information on the Medical Cost Share Program. IFC Supports CANICA - Kids with Cancer The IFC helps poor kids with cancer by supporting CANICA, a local organization that was formed in 2003 to help families with very little money cope with treating and caring for children with cancer. CANICA is part of the International Confederation of Childhood Cancer Parent Organizations. The IFC offers financial aid each month to CANICA to help with the costs of sending young cancer patients with a parent to Guadalajara for treatment, arranging for them to stay at a hostel, receive chemotherapy and other treatments as well as psychological support for both the child and the parent. Some children are unable to eat a normal diet so CANICA provides supplementary foods. Last year the IFC also helped to buy optical prostheses for an 11-year-old girl who had lost her sight to cancer and whose eyes had to be removed to stop the spread of the disease. She and her family are very happy that she now looks like the other children of her age, even though she will never regain her sight. The IFC continues to support medical treatment for kids with cleft palates, more than half a dozen education projects, a number of local charities, and a basic nutrition program in a very poor area of town. We urge readers to support us by joining the club, taking a Home Tour, or making a donation. You can help us to change lives in this town that may be paradise for many of us but can be much more difficult for those who lack economic resources. The International Friendship Club is a registered charitable organization in Mexico listed as Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C., located at the northeast corner of the Rio Cuale Bridge above the HSBC Bank downtown. Phone: 222-5466. Website: ifcvallarta.com Email: ifcvallarta@gmail.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Within PV 7 Within PV 8 ISSUE 330 It’s our 4th Annual Riverfest! W hat: music festival with 7 fantastic bands, silent auction, 50/50 draws, vendors and more! Where: El Rio BBQ, 245 Felipe Angeles in Paso Ancho Access using the R04 bus When: Saturday, March 7th, 2015, 12 noon to 7 p.m. - Gates open at 11:30 a.m. Proceeds: All proceeds go to Pasitos de Luz - a wonderful organization with very minimal resources that provides loving care and therapy to children with acute physical and psychological illnesses. Your support enables us to offer love, support and rehabilitation to the special children of Puerto Vallarta and its surrounding areas. Admission: Gate donation for entry - $80 pesos OR VIP patron ticket - this is a great deal and helps the Pasitos kids so much - please consider supporting our kids by purchasing a $500 pesos VIP patron ticket which entitles you to: - early bird parking - preferential seating open to patron ticket holders only until 3 p.m. - complimentary snacks - complimentary non alcoholic beverages for the ticket purchaser - complimentary one buffet from 2 to 5 p.m. (El Rio BBQ and Barcelonas Tapas) - provide much needed financial support for our deserving kids Patron tickets are available February 21 and 28 at the Pasitos be giving professional haircuts and/or eyebrow threading at Riverfest and donating 100% of the proceeds generated from his stylish services! Get a cut for the cause at a great price at Riverfest! See you there! de Luz table at the Old Town Farmers’ Market or by emailing Barb at condo211@yahoo.ca To add to the event, Alex Daoud owner of Alexander A is sharpening his scissors and will Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Last year we had over 500 paid gate entries and almost 100 VIP patrons attend this not-to-be-missed event! Here are some of our past attendee comments: “easily one of the top events in Puerto Vallarta”, “the music was fantastic”, “love the location and everything about the event from the music and the food to the vendors and the fun.” “I wouldn’t miss it already looking forward to the next one!” ISSUE 330 Within PV 9 6th Annual ‘Duckaton’ Fundraiser for SETAC Center Join us for the 6th Annual “Duckaton” fundraising party supporting SETAC - Tu Centro Comunitario - to be held Wednesday, February 25th, from 7 - 11 p.m., on the poolside terrace of Boana Torre Malibu, Amapas #325. You will enjoy an evening of live music and entertainment, free food, open bar, and great prizes - all for a good cause! Enjoy the festivities while you anxiously watch and wait for the “swimming boys” to collect the toy ducks in the pool and call out your number to see which of the fabulous prizes - donated by the some of the wonderful sponsors from the Vallarta business community - you can win. All are welcome! The SETAC Community Center, located at the corner of Constitucion (#427) and Manuel Dieguez, offers a variety of services meant to improve the communities in and around Puerto Vallarta including: English classes and AA meetings (to provide the 12 Step Program for drug and alcohol addiction in English and Spanish); free walk-in HIV and Syphilis rapid testing and counseling along with the promotion of safe sex through education and availability of condom for the asking; mothers living with HIV are provided free formulas for their babies along with counseling and moral support; transportation and lodging for patients of surrounding communities (Talpa, Mascota y Tomatlán) for their appointments; antiretroviral bank; PEP (PostExposure Profilaxis Program;) Seguro Popular for foreigners; specialist referral (free or at low cost;) and much, much more. Tickets for the Duckaton are available at the SETAC Community Center, Hotel Torre Boana Malibú, and Piñata Juice Bar – 322 V. Carranza. Admission requires a $350peso donation before the event or $450 pesos at the event. For further information regarding the event, any of the services provided, or to contribute please call 2241974 or e-mail: Paco Arjona, Executive Director SETAC – paco@setac.com.mx; Ismael Mendoza- Event Coordinatorconsejería@setac.com.mx; Jim Eckardt-Volunteer Event Coordinator – jimel@sbcglobal. net. You Can Help! There are a number of ways you can help support SETAC and their efforts such as cash sponsorships to cover expenses that must be paid for (non-donated goods and services.) • $8,000 pesos will pay for 4 Health fairs in remote, underserved communities. • $6,000 pesos will pay transportation and lodging assistance for 10 patients needing to travel to obtain medical care. • $4,000 pesos will pay for 5 months of infant formula for an HIV+ mother. • $2,000 pesos will pay for 2 months of medical supplies for our HIV testing program. • Prizes - we need 400 prize items for the event. Stuff like certificates for goods or services from your business establishment or small items that can be presented to winners during the event. Donations like yours make this ministry of service and support Saturday 21 to Friday 27 possible for hundreds of Vallarta residents who otherwise could be alone and ignored. In appreciation for your cash sponsorship, your business logo will be prominently displayed on the main banner on the event, on the SETAC website; mentioned in news and press releases via internet, print, and radio; and you will receive special recognition at the event. Join us for a night of friendship, food, and fun while helping to raise funds for the SETAC - Tu Centro Comunitario! An Evening under the Stars Puerto Vallarta Garden Club presents An Evening under the Stars Where: Hacienda Palo Maria at Garza Blanca Beach When: February 26, 2015 6:30 to 10:30 Why: To Fund Beautification of Puerto Vallarta What: Entertainment by Gerardo Ponce and Coco-Ache, PV’s premier Cuban Salsa band, Fabulous Food by Chef Luis Villaneuva Tickets: 800 Pesos at Carol’s Boutique, Galleria Dante, R.K Supplements at 130 Rodolfo Gomez, and from any member of PV Garden Club Board, especially Matthias Vogt, Treasurer, at Matthias.vogt@usa.net, Tel.: 222-4019. This event was sold out last year so don’t delay getting your tickets! February 2015 10 Within PV ISSUE 330 By There’s a proverb loosely attributed to Winston Churchill, and I’ve always been a big believer in its wisdom. “A change is as good as a rest.” Other references suggest the original quote goes back even further and was specifically about a change in work. Nonetheless, there is a special kind of rejuvenation that comes from a change in routine or scenery. My wife Sandra Gaye and I had a nice change this week. Our friends Don & Joanne needed to make a run down to Mayto for some of the local kids who were left out when the gifts were handed out back on King’s Day. They asked us if we wanted to come along; since it had been about seven sad years since we had seen the serene shores of Mayto, we were delighted to accept the invitation. The drive south of town and beyond the Botanical Gardens is splendid. I do love my coconut palms, but the increase in altitude and the appearance of ponderosa pines on this drive whisked this Canadian boy to visions of Okanagan country in British Columbia’s interior. Todd Ringness Our van traveled as if it was either on autopilot or stuck in a tractor beam that pulled us straight into the El Tuito main square to park right in front of El Patio de Mario restaurant - for lunch! I chose the chicken enchiladas, Sandra Gaye and Joanne had the cheese chile relleno, and Don went for his favorite, the Shrimp Diablo (he says, one of the best versions of that dish anywhere!) Mario’s food wasn’t fast but it was authentically delicious, verified by the sharp reduction in idle chit chat whilst we scoffed everything down like we had an important appointment. By pure coincidence, we did! Now we were westerly bound for Mayto on the coast. Holy moly what a treat this was… nearly all paved roads since we last traveled that dusty trail. Don was our driver on this day, and since he’s a trophywinning amateur race car driver, we made it to the ocean PDQ! Time now for a change of gears. The beach at Mayto is simply breathtaking… it stretches for miles in front of rolling green hills and zero development. It honestly looks like you’ve landed on another planet, compared to the congestion on Vallarta beaches. While sipping our refreshments, I spotted a baby Humpback and was gifted with the incomparable sight of totally free and all natural playing and breaching in the distant sunny waters. There is a little hotel with a pool and a restaurant, making Mayto worth your consideration for a true getaway weekend. We met up with Dulce and she received all the toys with a huge smile and a big GRACIAS for Don & Joanne. Then it was back in the van for the journey home. It didn’t take much arm-twisting when Don asked if we wanted to stop at a roadside bakery. Oh my goodness! Woodfired clay ovens bringing forth freshbaked goodness, served by smiling and attentive bakers. My para llevar $5-peso cream cheese-filled and still warm pastry lasted about 0.001 kilometres. These delightful goodies are worth a return trip. Like hundreds and hundreds of other generous souls in our town, our friends give of their time and money to make a difference and bring about social change. Collectively, these supporters with all the charities in our town create an community of love and support like no other. You can check out a number of charitable events that are coming up in our town, and conveniently buy your tickets online. Just click on the Charity link on the top of the page at VallartaTickets.com and since nobody can go to everything, just take a look and see which events and charitable causes appeal most to you. There is a lot of variety this year! Speaking of variety, our very own version of American Idol continues on the Act II Main Stage every Sunday night at 8 p.m., hosted by Juan Pablo Hernandez (who dazzles with alternating Spanish and English!) The top 10 finalists were recently revealed, and there’s real talent in the mix. If you’ve not yet experienced The Voice of Vallarta, change your Sunday night routine and give it a go. The energy is unique and it’s fun to cheer on the contestants with their families and friends. It’s not unusual to become addicted to this kind of entertainment, so be warned! Advance Voice of Vallarta tickets are available now at VallartaTickets. com or at the box office. I’ve been enjoying the guests at my weekly workshop for anyone who wants to get more PEP in their life. In under 90 minutes, we explore your passion, personality, and spiritual gifts and discover how they combine to create (or confirm) your personal mission. You can get your free PEP Quiz Workshop tickets at VallartaTickets.com or call 222-4198 or drop me an email at toddringness@gmail.com Everyone is welcome at my PEP Quiz Workshop on Thursday mornings at 9 a.m. at the new Boutique Theatre above Nacho Daddy’s on Basilio Badillo. Please let me know you are coming so that I have enough materials for everyone. Hope to see you there! Whether you’re creating change or enduring it, I hope that the end result for you is refreshment and renewed vigour in whatever lies before you. And blessings upon you! Todd Ringness Along with his wife Sandra Gaye are the founders of Vallarta Tickets, a Canadian online ticketing agency serving the Banderas Bay region and beyond. You can usually see this man about town, or you can email: Todd@VallartaTickets.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 ISSUE 330 Bahía de Banderas has a brand new theatre! N uevo Vallarta Stage & Forum opened its doors this past December. It is a cozy and intimate new venue with a capacity to seat up to one hundred people. The NVS&F brings more options to residents of the bay to attend and enjoy live entertainment. This wonderful experience begins while you’re walking to the theatre down the Malecon of Nuevo Vallarta with the sailboats beautifully lit. You will immediately feel glamorous when you see the red carpet at the theatre doors, and feel yourself transported to a different time when you see a set of painted murals of people dressed up as in the 1920’s buying their tickets at the front of the house. The experience continues once you are inside with a couple more murals of cabaret girls and a golden framed mirror. Once inside the theatre, details have been taken care of in order to enjoy the show. Carpeted walls, a/c, a raised stage that is topped with a beautiful red velvet curtain which, once opened, reveals the well lit stage. If you would like the complete the 1920’s experience, be sure not to miss Producciones UNDA’s production of “CHICAGO”. This wonderful production will leave you applauding for more. More than fifteen people on stage, all professional actors, singers and dancers. This musical, choreographed by Nina Janik (a former Broadway dancer and musical choreography professor) and Jennifer Castro, and directed by Aggie Unda, has been a huge hit. Audiences have come back to see Alberto Mejia (Billy Flynn), Mary Jo Nelson (Roxy) and Miriam Tanz (Velma) in the lead roles, supported by Kharla Barragan (Mamma Morton), Victor Manuel Hernandez (Amos) and the talented dancers of Latin Team Productions. You can make this a complete night out experience by dining either before or after in one of the two restaurants located next to the theatre. For a full VIP service, just get a group of friends together and the NVS&F will pick you up on Basilio Badillo, take you to Nuevo Vallarta for dinner and theatre, and will bring you back safely. What better way to spend your Friday night? Remember to visit the NVS&F web page at www.nvstageandforum.com www.vallartatickets.com f/b stage & forum Nuevo Vallarta 322 3030 572 LET THE SHOW BEGIN! Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Beyond PV 11 12 Calendar / Directories ISSUE 330 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 ISSUE 330 Airline Directory AEROTRON 226-8440 AIR CANADA 01 800 719-2827 AIR TRANSAT 01 800 900-1431 ALASKA 01 800 252-7522 AMERICAN 01 800 904-6000 CONTINENTAL See United DELTA 01 800 266-0046 FRONTIER 01 800 432-1359 INTERJET 01 800 011-2345 SUN COUNTRY 01 800 924-6184 UNITED 01 800 864-8331 US AIRWAYS 01 800 428-4322 AEROMEXICO 01 800 021-4000 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Calendar / Directories 13 The 7 Arts 14 ISSUE 330 A Biblioteca Los Mangos Public Library Benefit “The Magic of the Dance” A uniquely beautiful modern dance production By Cecile Scriban D id you know that there’s an artist ‘extraordinaire’ right here in town who’s not only a national celebrity but also one of international fame as well? Unless you’re familiar with the Cartelera Escénica’s past season Friday evenings dance performance series at the CECATUR which dancer/choreographer/promoter Melissa Castillo Caviedes developed to showcase and provide opportunities for the many artists, acrobats, actors that have set foot on that stage while collaborating with musicians and poets, such as, Rubén Cham, Fernando Vigueras ...., her sheer talent and drive would be awe-inspiring to most - a born dancer perfectionist blazing to the stars! Melissa’s accolades speak for themselves forging ahead in her own creative journey from the School of Fine Arts of the University of “Extraordinary Production” Vallarta Tribune “Flawless” Marcia Blondin “Best live theatre in Vallarta” Gary R. Beck “Detaches your mind and soul from your theater seat” Paco Ojeda Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Guadalajara, she earned a Degree in Performing Arts to perform on famous stages in Mexico - not only in Guadalajara, but also at the Extremadura in Monterrey, the Cervantino in Guanajuato, San Luis Potosi, Zacatecas, the Mayan Xcaret.... Attaining international acclaim in Granada, Spain, Melissa became a leading edge performer combining contemporary dance with choreographic composition and theater. And having absorbed the classical Butoh dance, she earned her place in the famous Japanese Taiku Dance Company, and emerged as creator of aesthetic choreographic projects and performances of indescribable beauty. Always thirsty for new teachings, Castillo spends much time traveling to other cities and participating in important workshops with other choreographers. Then in a three-year ‘recess’, talented Melissa, inspired by a three verse “haiku” composed by Vallarta’s own Rubén Cham, she worked, explored and imagined this new lofty project’.. ! “Foot on firm ground Scanning the heavens Taking flight” In the grand finale half of this evening’s program, ISSUE 330 Melissa places herself in the spotlight featuring in one of her most meaningful productions - her immortal “Scanning the Heavens” or ‘Escudriñando El Cielo’ in 4 distinct scenes creating pure magic in this top notch ‘Thing of Beauty’ with a contemporary ballet montage with fellow dancer Elvia Lizette Ornelas, fusing movement, music and voice into one organic transporting masterpiece - a most uplifting homage in loving memory of her late mother in her own transcendental flight towards infinity. Foot firmly residing in Vallarta however, another of Ms Castillo’s numerous absorbing initiatives has to be her weekly Taller de Baile (Dance workshop) at the beloved Biblioteca Los Mangos Public Library, our popular cultural and community center where she tirelessly teaches to both children and teenagers while raising the level and quality of this important branch of the performing arts in our city. friends, visitors... let’s celebrate this glorious season, while supporting one of the worthiest good causes in town! Before the performance in the Expo Room at 7 p.m., let’s enjoy cocktails in the lobby, and dinner after the show, at any of the restaurants, enjoying a Thus Los Mangos is excited and proud to present ‘La Magia de la Dance’ this March 26th at 8 p.m. in the Exposition Hall under the generous sponsorship of the Sheraton Buganvilias Resort of Vallarta. This performance starts in the first half of the program (before intermission) with ‘Seeds of the Sun’ or ‘Germen de Sol’, her own production and choreography with a fresh and dynamic outlook exploring the poetic choreographic expressions in the origins of movement and their ‘genuine intentions’. “There is no movement for the sake of movement without a meaning to it, and thus it is essential to get to the source of the true impulse of any movement from the simplest to the most complex,” Melissa explains. Performing this diverse triptych will be Maestra Melissa’s intermediate level dancers whose ethereal yet virtuoso movements highlight the ‘luminous intent’ of each of the these choreographic frames with the descriptive music of Stoa, Yann Tiersen, Alex Sirvent and René Aubry. As always, our community is committed to promoting excellence in literacy, art and culture at the ever evolving and expanding BLM, while encouraging such impassioned local artists of Melissa’s caliber to continue enriching the quality of our beloved PV. With this unique double deal opportunity, dear Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 The 7 Arts 15 20% discount on presentation of your ticket. Ticket: 350 pesos, or 400 pesos at the door, available at Los Mangos Public Library on Francisco Villa, tel.: 224-9966 (credit cards accepted), at Hotel Belmar on Insurgentes, tel.: 223-1872, or by calling me, Cecilia, at 226-4606. 16 The 7 Arts ISSUE 330 Roslyn Kind in Concert at the Red Room T he entertainment scene in Puerto Vallarta this winter can only be described as exhilarating. With new and expanding choices in venues along with top-notch entertainers, shows are selling out left and right. Puerto Vallarta is truly becoming a destination for those who love quality theater and cabaret. The Red Room Cabaret (Act II Entertainment) is bringing many well known and talented performers to Puerto Vallarta. One such artist is the fabulous Roslyn Kind, who is scheduled to perform four shows at The Red Room from March 2nd through 5th at 7:30 p.m. It’s an exciting time for singer, songwriter and entertainer Roslyn Kind. She has done many concert performances through the years and this engagement follows a world tour with her sister, Barbra Streisand and her nephew, Jason Gould. “It was phenomenal,” says Kind of joining the 201213 ‘Barbra Live’ tour. “It was something I wanted most of my career, to sing with my sister onstage, and it finally transpired. It was a very exciting and loving experience to be onstage with my sister.” Roslyn feels that the world tour opened a new chapter in her career. A native of New York City, Roslyn Kind started recording her debut album the day she graduated from high school in June 1968. She went on to appear at the Plaza Hotel’s legendary Persian Room in 1969 where she played to a packed house. She performed on the April 16, 1977, episode of ‘Saturday Night Live.’ She also spent several decades touring internationally as a concert artist. Having taken a break from singing and entertaining for a few years, Roslyn believes that the world tour and the enthusiastic response from fans motivated her to return to her concert/cabaret roots. Her amazing new solo show debuted last April at New York City’s 54 Below. “It was a big success!”, she admitted. Roslyn Kind’s show combines favorites from the classic American songbook, Broadway and her own early recordings from RCA Records. Her return to cabaret has coincided with Sony’s release of her first two RCA recordings (dating back to 1969) on one CD. The show features such songs as “It’s a Beautiful Day”, “All That Jazz”, “It only Takes a Moment” and “Can You Read My Mind?” She also includes music by The Beatles, Leonard Bernstein, Sergio Mendes, and the Bergmans. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Backed by Alex Rybeck on piano, Roslyn creates a feeling of intimacy in the cabaret setting. Intelligent, confident and charismatic, she is the consummate, seasoned entertainer. With a range of emotion, insight and understanding, Ms. Kind captivates and enchants her audience. Roslyn Kind’s show has previously been directed by Richard Jay-Alexander. Ms. Kind and Jay-Alexander have known each other for years, but it wasn’t until after working with her on the Streisand tour, that the two began talking about putting together new material for her. The director is known for his affiliation with Cameron Mackintosh and directing productions of Les Misérables, as well as serving as Executive Producer for the show, in addition to The Phantom of the Opera and Miss Saigon. On concert stages he has worked with the best: Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Bernadette Peters, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Ricky Martin, IL DIVO, Donny & Marie, IL VOLO, Kristin Chenoweth, Johnny Mathis, Norm Lewis and many more. He says that working with Roz, is like a “family affair.” Roslyn Kind in Concert is only here for four Puerto Vallarta shows. Don’t miss this extraordinary opportunity to hear a superbly talented performer. By her own admission, Roslyn is in show business to make her audiences happy. She definitely succeeds in doing so with her new show! Tickets are available through the box office at Act II Entertainment, 300 Insurgentes (corner of Insurgentes and Basilio Badillo, PV). Tel.: 2221512. Tickets can also be purchased online from vallartatickets.com ISSUE 330 The 7 Arts 17 An explosion of musical chemistry at the Red Room Cabaret Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars - consists of Chas Eller, on keyboards, Bryan Savage on sax & flute, Steve York on bass, and Lazaro Poey on drums. Individually these players have had successful careers back in the States, in Europe, in Cuba, and around the world. Now they are spending winters in the greater PV area, and have joined forces to create an amazing musical chemistry the likes of which this area has not seen before. The uniqueness of these four individual’s musical roots makes for a repertoire that covers the gamut of jazz, blues, and funk style. February 20th at 7:30 p.m. the world, including the Frameline Film Festival in San Francisco. February 19th at 7:30 p.m. Cashetta - has delighted audiences for over 18 years with her outrageous wit, charm and crossover appeal and remains one of America’s most beloved, unique and sought after female impersonators. As a Singer, Comic, Emcee, Magician and Fabulous Psychic Medium, Cashetta is a one of a kind entertainer that is not to be missed! February 18th at 7:30 p.m. Every week at the Red Room Cabaret: Luna Rumba - thrills audiences with their sonic tapestry of Latin Fusion, Gypsy Flamenco, Arabic Melodies, Cuban Rhythms, Celtic Riffs and even Latin Jazz. Their shows are a celebration of musical fusion, human diversity, creativity, warmth and virtuosity. Fiery violins, rumba-flamenco guitar, hot keyboard riffs and cool bass ride on top of the unstoppable polyrhythmic grooves created by the exotic percussion instruments and drums. If this weren’t enough, be prepared to hear vocals that will melt your heart and warm your soul. February 21st at 5 p.m. They’re back… Kim Kuzma -Being her 10th year of performing in PV, Kim has learned to simply give what audiences want from her. “Just Kim” is exactly that. Kim’s Acustico show features Kim and her fantastic 5 piece band. Acustico - Sundays at 7:30 p.m., Just Kim - Wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. Miss Conception The Wonderful World of Miss Conception An all live singing show with your favorite story book characters with a twist. Mondays at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m., Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. Elvis – Forever Elvis Rob Knight holds the title of Pacific Northwest 2014 Division Champion as an Elvis Tribute Artist. Forever Elvis is reminiscent of his lively and passionate Las Vegas stage shows and concerts. Wednesdays at 4 p.m. Jason Brock “Combined confidence, class and just the right amount of sass (a breath of fresh air).” ~ The Advocate Jason Brock is a television, film and stage star. He was seen in homes all over the world as a finalist on X-Factor singing songs like Billy Joel’s “New York State of Mind.” Jason also starred in the film, “Love is not enough,” which played at film festivals all over Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 18 Map ISSUE 330 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 ISSUE 330 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Map 19 20 The 7 Arts By ISSUE 330 Joe Harrington Kingsman: The Secret Service The movie’s name confused me. Before I entered the theater I hadn’t read anything about this flick so only had the title to go by and that it had good actors in it, like Michael Caine, Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Firth. King’s man - singular. So I thought the movie was about a sole protector of our president and would be about an assassination attempt. Wrong. Without going into great detail, this movie knocks off more people than any I can remember and that’s saying something when you consider how many movies out there kill off seemingly endless victims. But something makes this movie different and that’s it does its killing with an incredible amount of humor. Scene after scene is delivered, of course tongue in cheek, with sidesplitting images. And done sometimes in conjunction with music, and near the end, classical music is combined with rockets’ red glare, total slaughter and belly laughs. That’s not easy to pull off, but pull it off this flick does. This film unabashedly rips off other movies. Flicks like Mars Attacks and The Avengers and, of course, 007’s James Bond. Colin Firth’s character could just as well have been named Steed, without the Emma Peel. Great lines of dialogue are used. One example, our hero orders a drink, saying, “Martini, gin of course, not shaken, but well stirred with an unopened bottle of vermouth looking on.” I love this kind of stuff. That line made me think of Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) ordering a martini and the bartender asking, “Shaken or stirred?” Our man with the license to kill answers, “Who gives a damn?” Acting: Solid throughout. Cinematography: stunning in places, spectacular in others. Running out of time regarding the upcoming Oscars. Which is my usual routine, procrastinate and then slap myself in the face and gasp, “How could I let myself dig such a hole regarding time left before the Academy Awards?” But I have managed to watch and also review a few of the nominations like Still Alice; Wild, Theory of Everything, The Imitation Game, American Sniper but have not managed to get around to Boyhood. Maybe because I was given a personality that never grew up, which is what most writers have as the number one point on their résumés. What other job allows you to stare into space and have other people think things like, “He must be thinking,” or, “I wonder what he’s creating?” When all the while all I’m doing is wondering where I left my car. Who do I think will win best picture? As I haven’t seen all the nominees, I am not armed with the knowledge I should be, but based on what I have seen I thought Birdman was the best until I saw The Theory of Everything. I have to admit I was fairly cynical last November or so about the year’s offerings, and even wrote and predicted there would not be ten movies nominated for Best Picture. I was right, only eight made the cut, but I was wrong about the quality of those that did. Some sensational Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 stuff was produced, making things look rosy regarding the creativity of future offerings. So many of those nominated had no murder, no car chases, no rockets’ red glare, just intensely human interest stories about being a member of mankind. That said, the movie I started this column writing about is 180 degrees from that concept, totally violent, well written, and very funny – meaning if a movie is well done, it doesn’t matter, as long as it entertains, fulfilling the unwritten contract with the audience on a very basic level. Getting something that is thought provoking is just a bonus. The fact that it’s funny is understandable as it is based on a comic book. This Sunday night I will, like so many movie lovers, be glued to the television waiting to see if my favorites win. But for a year that had one of the worst Summer Blockbuster seasons in memory, it redeemed itself as the year wore down. “And the Oscar goes to…” The same as every year, to all of us who love movies, it goes to us. And our picks, no matter what the Academy chooses, are what counts – to us... Joe Harrington Is an internationally published true crime writer and documentary filmmaker. Send comments or criticism to JoeMovieMadness@Yahoo.com Artwork by Bob Crabb. ISSUE 330 Galeria Colectika At Galeria Colectika, 858 G. Sanchez and Allende, we are having a great time showing people how Mexican Folk Art has evolved from simple, primitive pieces to examples of fine art that can compete against the best contemporary artists today. One of the best examples of this ‘Ancestral Contemporary’ movement in Mexican Folk Art is Jacobo and Maria Angeles, the famed wood carvers from Oaxaca. They were in the gallery last week showing not only how they carve the copal wood they use to create their figures, but also demonstrated how the natural paints they use to decorate their figures are created. Jacobo Mendoza, probably the best weaver today from Teotitlán del Valle, Oaxaca, made a surprise visit a couple weeks ago to show his latest silk weaving with traditional Zapotec designs. Today, Oaxacan rugs can be found anywhere from the beach to the market, but Jacobo’s silk weaving’s have an amazing 18 strings per inch. On the 18th of March, we would like to invite everyone to meet Enrique Flores, a sensational painter from Oaxaca whose magical realism delights and inspires collectors and art lovers alike. Enrique was born July 1st, 1963, in Huitzo, Oaxaca. In 1980, Enrique began studying art in the Bellas Artes School at the University of Benito Juarez and upon graduating, studied at the prestigious Rufino Tamayo Art Studio where he specialized in the plastic arts and metal lithographs. Enrique will be bringing a selection of his original paintings as well as his prints so there will be something to fit just about everyone’s budget. Gracias, Beatriz and Kevin Galeria Colectika 858 G. Sanchez & Allende Tel.: 222-2302 www.peyotepeople.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 The 7 Arts 21 The 7 Arts 22 ISSUE 330 Costa Banderas Dems Abroad Film Series every Wednesday at 7 p.m. At the International Friendship Club February 25: A Place at the Table Tickets are available at the International Friendship Club Monday to Friday from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. The IFC is located above the HSBC bank just north of the Rio Cuale Bridge in downtown Puerto Vallarta, where Insurgentes, Libertad, and Miramar all meet at the curve. Come up the stairs, and the Clubhouse will be on your right side. Tickets are available for a donation of 60 pesos in advance and 70 pesos at the door. Doors open at 6 p.m. Refreshments will be available. For further information, you can contact Tobe Jensen tjensen1942@hotmails.com or David Kamp at snowkamp1@yahoo.com Editor’s Note: Don’t forget that Democrats Abroad has also been showing the films nominated for Academy Awards and there are still three left: “Whiplash” on Friday, Feb. 20th at 7 p.m., “Selma” on Saturday, Feb. 21st at 4 p.m. and “Whiplash” again on Saturday, Feb. 21st at 7 p.m. Lessons on writing memoirs By A Bill Jory lot of people dream of writing their memoirs. Puerto Vallarta’s Maurice Monette did more. He did it. Now he is willing to share the secrets of how he did it. The author of Confessions of a Married Priest promises that guidance at the 9th Puerto Vallarta International Writers’ Conference March 6th to 8th at Biblioteca Los Mangos Public Library. The event – with the theme Leaving Our Mark ... Awakening More than Memoir - is sponsored jointly by the Puerto Vallarta Writers’ Group and the Library. “I will offer five tips on how to write a memoir,” he says. “I’ll describe how I got started, what obstacles I faced, and how I succeeded in finishing.” Then he’ll entertain questions. Monette published his first article in the early 70s and has not stopped since. In recent years, his interest has shifted from professional books and articles to what he calls “more right-brained creative writing.” He says he writes because he has to and it is his way of inviting self-awareness and savoring life. He has been full a fulltime resident of Vallarta for 10 years where he and his partner Jeff do organizational consulting with non-profits under the umbrella of “The Vallarta Institute.” Another Vallartan, part-time resident James Callan – author How to Write Great Dialogue - will instruct a workshop on that very subject. He will explain and illustrate how dialogue for a novel is not the same as everyday conversation. The focus will be on how to achieve written dialogue that will raise a novel to new heights. In the workshop, participants will write some samples for improvement. “All writers, aspiring and experienced, understand the necessity of a good plot and good characters,” Callan says. “But many think that since they carry on conversations (dialogue) every day, they can write quality dialogue in a novel. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 But everyday dialogue does not necessarily make good novel dialogue. I will show the difference, explain why this is so, and then show how to write dialogue that will improve your novel dialogue -- and possibly make the difference between selling a manuscript or not, or between publishing a novel that people rave about, or not.” Registration is $125 U.S. Registration forms and information are by email at drjane121@msn.com Payment can be made via Paypal. Texas writer Caleb Pirtle, author of 60 books, also promises to motivate as keynote speaker. Other presenters - Sarah Cortez, Donna Dahl, Thomas Pulley and Melissa Frost - will offer seminars, workshops and interaction on subjects ranging from song writing to working with social media. Evelyn Byrne of White Bird Publishing and literary agent Elise Capron, representing the Sandra Dijkstra Literary Agency, will be on hand to consider manuscripts. ISSUE 330 The Best of Vallarta: Los Bambinos 2015 Shows 23 Angeline Kyba’s Annual Show Redux “Every creature in the world is like a book and a picture to us and a mirror.” - Alan of Lille For the 2015 season, the Puerto Vallarta entertainment community features quality hit shows, including Vallarta’s favorite performing brothers, Los Bambinos. Los Bambinos present two shows weekly through mid-April: Fridays, in their Unplugged show, you will enjoy lavish Latino rhythms and masterful guitar in a two-hour easylistening show exemplifying the inspiring music of this colorful community. The ever-popular Tuesday night Flashback Show brings a two-hour selection of oldies rock world favorites and Bambinos originals to the stage, selling out each week to delighted listeners. This season, Los Bambinos invite you to take your private party to the next level with live music. Their contemporary spin on traditional Latin standards and international rock and roll favorites is guaranteed to make your party even more memorable! They bring choice entertainment to each and every event, melding disciplined vocal study and inherent musical talent with over ten years international performance experience. Set the stage for a perfect wedding dance celebration for three hundred; add the touch of live music for a hopping cocktail party for fourty or bring in the quartet for a memorable serenadedinner for two. Los Bambinos’ The 7 Arts music will bring your party to life. There are many things not to miss in Vallarta this season... an ice cream on the malecón… a margarita or iced tuba beverage at sunset overlooking the new pier (muelle)… and most definitely, Los Bambinos Tuesday and Friday musical performances. Bring your ticket stub for a $50-peso discount off your next show; maybe you’ll catch both shows while you’re here! Whether already a fan or simply a music enthusiast wanting some excellent local music, Los Bambinos entertainment is sure to satisfy. See Los Bambinos Tuesday nights for their Flashback World Favorites Tour and Friday night’s UNPLUGGED Latino night 8 to 10 p.m. at the Roxy Rock House. Reserve your table early for the best seat in the house. Information and tickets at www.losbambinosmusic. com or call 222-4357, English spoken. The Roxy Rock House has live music every night at 217 I.L. Vallarta in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. See you at the show! Saturday 21 to Friday 27 Angeline Kyba’s Annual Show will be held on Wednesday, February 25th, from 3 to 6 p.m. at Kyba’s Studio, 635 Cuauhtemoc, in downtown Puerto Vallarta. Announcing the reopening of Angeline Kyba’s show Obras Actuales Due to torrential downpour on February 12, we were rained out on opening night. Some of you were able to make it to the studio through knee-deep waters, but others were not, so we have decided to reopen the show with festivities in the afternoon on Wednesday, February 25th from 3 to 6 p.m. Please come and enjoy an afternoon of art, food and drink with us at Kyba’s studio, 635 Cuauhtemoc in downtown Puerto Vallarta. Just follow Guerrero, it is the same street with the name changing at the first curve or come by way of the new bridge over the Rio Cuale to one of Vallarta’s oldest streets, named for the last heroic king of México. A long time resident of México, Canada and the U.S., Kyba paints people and places and creatures big and small in oil on canvas or wood with much gusto. Considered one of Mexico’s fine expressionist painters, Kyba offers art enthusiasts a behind-the-scenes experience, enjoying work in progress, work completed, portraits and paintings in the studio which she had built and where she works. Her subject matter is broad; neighbors and charros, animals and birds, and all things organic and living. Animals have been an important part of art since the time of the cave man and deer have figured prominently, check the PVMirror Feb. 7 edition for Kyba’s article of the deer she has painted. Kyba paints what she sees. The National Geographic recently used her portrait “Carmen” for a second printing by their educational division, Hampton Brown. Kyba has the honor of having her painting “Miriam Reclining” accepted into the prestigious Quinta Bienal de Monterey, and subsequently published in their catalog. Her painting “Besame” graces the cover of the book Erotic Journeys and her work is collected by museums worldwide and private collectors like Cindy Crawford and Connie Francis. She welcomes portrait commissions, both of people and animals. Kyba’s studio is open to visitors Monday to Friday from 12 noon to 5 p.m. Please ring the bell. Or by appointment, call 222-4238 or email angie@angelinekyba.com February 2015 24 Good Bites ISSUE 330 Your Comments avineberg@yahoo.com Dear Editor, We have been traveling to Puerto Vallarta for over 30 years and each year we love it more. Every year we try to find new wonderful restaurants. Our Chicago friend, Rick Bayless, taught us to ask locals where the best food is; the best cooking; not necessarily a tourist hot spot; not necessarily a beautiful view. Sometimes we find out about a gem. Last week we discovered an exciting new restaurant, “Una Familia” located at 159 Calle Libertad (322 178-8920) just to the south of the Malecon. We were greeted by the smiling face of Edwin, the owner / waiter / bartender / bus boy. He patiently explained his specials of the evening, he talked about the ingredients that make the dish so special, guiding us to two dinners that were absolutely spectacular. The menu is large and varied and he supports local farmers as much as possible. Because PV is such a great restaurant town, we try to not go back to the same restaurants during our winter here. We are making an exception this year, “Una Familia” deserves a second meal. It is just that good. As with many new restaurants, Edwin is open 7 days a week for breakfast, lunch and dinner. What a joy this new restaurant is! Sandy & Jerry Meyers Dear Editor, Had the good fortune to dine at Zia Maria last night and it was great. Hope you can find space for my review in your Grrreat Magazine... In a town renowned for its great restaurants, it’s a thrill to find a new one which stands above the rest. We had heard whispers and Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 rumors of its existence so our expectations were high. Happily our expectations were more than met. Zia Maria is located at 369 Vienna just off Avenida Francisco Villa in the Colonia of Versalles. It is truly a gem which features pasta, pizza, and crêpes in the finest Italian tradition. Chef / Owner Ernesto Pagliari has a menu to satisfy the most discerning palate at very attractive prices. The pizza is wonderful, the pasta is superb, the staff is attentive, friendly and very accommodating. That being said, the coup de grâce is the live music provided by a group called “Maktub” which features different musicians on different evenings. These guys are good and very versatile. They are a perfect addition to a fine dining experience. They make you want to linger over another glass of wine or other beverage. Try it. You will not be disappointed. Stan Allen ISSUE 330 By Anna Reisman Last weekend, I took a friend to the Botanical Gardens, because I wanted to visit with owner / curator Bob Price’s mom who founded the Gardens with him, who was a true friend of mine and whom I hadn’t seen in three years or so because she’d gone back to the States. When we got there, Bob told me that she didn’t feel well and was in no condition to see anyone, but that he’d call me as soon as she felt better. That was not to be. Betty Price passed away Tuesday. One lady posted the following on Bob’s Facebook page. I couldn’t say it better: “She will be remembered. She left us her imprint of her vivid imagination combined with yours and the legacy of her Love throughout the Botanical Gardens where she will rest. What a Glorious way to honor her!” Rest in peace, my friend. I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again, at the risk of incurring displeasure on the part of Tracy Parks –of www.thepalmpv.com whose motto it is-: the Gardens “just keep on getting better and better!” If you haven’t been there lately, please do treat yourselves to one of the most enjoyable days you’ve had in a long time. They are Betty Price’s legacy indeed, for all of us to enjoy and admire. I must congratulate the organizers & participants in this year’s Mardi Gras parade. They truly outdid themselves. I hope you all went down to see it. Felicidades to all of them, and especially to my friend Tim Longpré and his gang! And more entertainment this coming week… just leaf through this issue to check out everything that’s happening! For my part, I intend to go see “Chatting with the Tea Party”, and maybe attend the Garden Club’s “An Evening under the Stars” at Hacienda Palo Maria next week. A few years ago, it was the site for one of the SPCA’s most incredible fundraisers ever. (The owner of that spectacular villa was the President of the SPCA at the time.) That composer, arranger and violinist extraordinaire Gerardo Ponce will be there once again. Wait ‘till you hear that virtuoso play - spellbinding! They’ve scheduled other live entertainment as well. And, knowing the owner, I’m sure that the food is going to be just as superb as it was back then. We are so spoiled! I love it. So, get out there, dear reader! Live today as if it were your last, and make plans as if you’ll live forever. Hasta la próxima vez! sheis@ymail.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Vallarta Voices 25 26 By Health Matters ISSUE 330 Krystal Frost Control hypertension… naturally, of course H ypertension is such a common health problem that one out of three of you reading this have it. Uncontrolled hypertension is a serious health concern that can cause heart disease and increase your risk of having a stroke. It’s dangerous because it often has no warning signs or symptoms. Medical books will tell you that 95% of the causes of hypertension is idiopathic, meaning they don’t know what’s causing it. We (meaning Traditional Chinese Medicine practitioners) do know what the cause of hypertension is. The good news is that over 85% of those who have hypertension can normalize their blood pressure through lifestyle modifications. I know that’s a scary thought... we are all attached to our lifestyles, diet, and adored habits of long making. Simply changing a habit is the easiest to say and the hardest to achieve. Consider... Drugs that treat hypertension will not change or in any way address the underlying cause of high blood pressure. The normal progression goes something like this... Your M.D. puts you on a medication... and ups it or changes it upon your annual checkup. Statistics show that over half of people taking multiple medications for high blood pressure are still not able to manage their condition except by increasing meds. What is high blood pressure? You are generally diagnosed with pre-hypertension if your blood pressure is between 120/80 and 140/80, and anything above 140/80 is generally diagnosed as hypertension. Keep in mind that your blood pressure changes with thought, emotion and action, so if you have just walked up a flight of stairs, and are nervous about seeing a M.D. your blood pressure will be up. If you’ve been diagnosed with high blood pressure, you should know that a common risk factor for high blood pressure is weight. If you’re more then 20 lbs. over your ideal weight, you increase your risk for developing high blood pressure. What causes high blood pressure? High blood pressure is related to your body producing too much insulin. As your insulin levels rise, it causes your blood pressure to increase. Insulin levels in the blood rise to break down sugars... so that’s a no brainer... cut down on the sugars (and artificial), wheat products and beer, wine, and liquor. This connection between insulin resistance and hypertension is yet another example of how wide-ranging the debilitating effects of high insulin, lepton and blood glucose levels can have on your body (here we go on the sugar witch hunt again…) Treat high blood pressure without drugs Exercise – One of the most effective ways to lower your insulin levels is through exercise. A regular, effective exercise program consisting of aerobics, sprint-burst type exercises, and strength training, can go a long way toward reducing your insulin levels and your blood pressure. Exercise helps with weight control and keeping the joints, bones and muscle tissue in wood working order. Ideally, you’ll want someone to supervise your program and monitor your progress. Acupuncture treatments have been proven again and again to control blood pressure, low or high. Pascal J. Goldschmidt, MD, FACC, chief of cardiology at Duke University, Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 agrees. “It’s not an accident that people have been doing acupuncture for so long,” he tells WebMD. The findings are “pretty clear that it’s not a placebo effect. Acupuncture seems to be having a relatively specific effect on the control of blood pressure.” Avoid foods that boost insulin levels If you have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or obesity, you’ll want to avoid foods like: Breads, Pasta, Cereal, Potatoes, Booze, Desserts …and Sugar in all forms! While vitamin C may be helpful, you’ll also want to avoid eating too many fruits. Reduce your stress – You’ll also want to take steps to reduce your mental and emotional stress, as that is a factor for most people. Yoga, meditation... music therapy, art therapy… there is a long list these days. Normalize your vitamin D levels – Vitamin D levels is unquestionably associated with an increased risk for heart disease and diabetes, it’s all linked together. Take your sun bath before 11 a.m. and after 5 in the evenings. Balance your omega-6 to omega-3 fat ratio – The ideal ratio of omega-6 to omega-3 fats is 1:1. Therefore, you’ll want to lower the amount of vegetable oils in your diet, and make sure you have a high quality, animal-based source of omega-3s. I personally like chia seeds and trill oil supplement. A warning if you have very high blood pressure, or are currently on medication for hypertension As most of you already know, my path is one of prevention. The long term goal is to get off as many medications as possible due to the secondary effects which many times are worse then the condition for which the meds are being prescribed. It’s VITAL that you do adhere to your M.D.’s prescribed medication to lower your blood pressure -if your blood pressure is very high- while attempting a more holistic approach. Clearly make sure you’re not increasing risk until you’re able to implement these lifestyle changes. Once the cause of your problem has been addressed, then that will allow you to slowly wean off medication. ISSUE 330 Do I have to give up being me in order to be loved by you? By Giselle Belanger H ow many times have you thought this or said it out-loud? How many relationships have you been in where your partner manipulates you to give up your life; your friends, your interests, your job? Have you been criticized for the way you do things or say things? Has it left you feeling like “no matter what I do, it will never be enough”? Is your partner impossible to please or never satisfied? It’s all you! After continual blame and criticism from your partner, you really start to wonder “is it really all me?” Of course not! It is never all one person’s fault in any situation or relationship. However such a one-sided perspective is a sure sign of verbal and emotional abuse. When you have a relationship with someone (partner, sibling, parent, co-worker, boss) where they only accuse and never see or accept their part or role in the problem, you are being set up for failure. You will never be able to change enough to please them. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. They don’t understand what they’ve done wrong or that they need to change; it’s all you. As long as they don’t have a problem, they don’t have to change. Being the victim is a very convenient position as it places all of the responsibility on the partner to repair or change something. No matter what I do, it will never be enough Do you feel like your partner is impossible to please? One woman tried so hard to accommodate RN, LCSW every complaint and demand of her husband. She made conscious efforts not to repeat the same “mistakes”… cook the food he likes, take the dog for a walk before 7pm, wear sexy nightgowns and seduce him on command, etc. She was crying and exhausted as she recounted one effort after another and to no avail. She said “it will never be enough” and admitted she just couldn’t do it anymore. This exhaustion is common. The misconception is that it leaves the exhausted partner feeling like they have somehow failed. A part of them really believed they should have been able to keep up with the endless demands of their partner. Wrong! Impossible! Stop trying. My way or the highway “As long as I do it his way, everything is fine, but as soon as I want to do it my way or with my family or my friends, he throws a fit”. Unfortunately, I hear this all of the time. Many people are “fine” as long as everyone, especially their partner, accommodates their every desire. If you go out to eat at his favorite restaurants with his friends, watch the TV programs he likes or go to the movies he likes, spend weekends doing what he likes, etc, then everything is fine. This can be very confusing and misleading because you may actually enjoy each other in those moments. You may wonder why you are exhausted, resentful, or miserable, if such “nice” days are possible. Your partner is happy because all of his needs were met; he didn’t have to compromise or sacrifice anything. For a while, you might convince yourself that it is worth it, but eventually, your resentment builds up, you miss your life, your interests, your friends, and you ask him again to do something you want, and there’s a huge fight, and he either gets out of it because you give in or he goes along and makes you and everyone else miserable. What fun! Stop trying to change me! Do you feel controlled? Is someone trying to mold you into their image of who they think you should be?! Is everything about you scrutinized; the way you walk, talk, laugh, drive, eat, cook…? “Are you going to wear that?”… “Don’t do it like that, that’s not how to do it” … etc. How invalidating to be considered so “defective” by someone supposedly attracted to you or even in love with you. My friend said, “he makes me feel like I am ‘not good enough’ and in order to be please him, I have to change so many things about me”. A healthy attraction to someone should be based on who they are, not who you want them to be. As you get to know someone, there should be an acceptance of them as whole complete individuals; not fractions of their personality. You must capture their “true essence” and fall in love with that. Jealousy Jealousy shows up in new relationships where you don’t share a long history and you are just discovering each other’s ways of acting and interacting. When one partner is jealous, it is a sign that they are insecure and need constant reinforcement and assurance that they are “the one” and there is nothing to worry about. However, it is irrational and so no matter what you do or say to calm it or reassure them, it’s never enough. A healthy relationship should be built on trust and both partners should feel secure. Assuming the Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Health Matters 27 relationship has not been built on lies or betrayal, then it is safe to say, this is their issue! It is not something you are doing or saying wrong. How much have you changed in order to prevent or calm the jealousy? Have you stopped greeting your friends with big hugs because “you are always trying to attract attention”? Have you stopped interacting with friends on facebook or e-mails because “they might be ex-boyfriends”? Have you changed the way you dress or stopped wearing perfume because he accusingly asks “who are you trying to impress?” Have all boundaries been crossed when it comes to e-mails, text messages, voicemails, facebook, etc because “if you don’t have anything to hide, then give me the passwords and prove it to me”? It’s endless, ridiculous, and exhausting! Most importantly, it hasn’t resolved a thing; your partner is still jealous no matter what efforts you’ve made. NOTE: These types of relationships are not healthy. In fact, they are very destructive and damaging. They leave you feeling very exhausted with very low self-esteem, wondering how you could have been so desperate to have tolerated that kind of abuse for so long. Most likely, this is a pattern that has repeated itself with increasing intensity and severity in several relationships over the years. Stop walking on eggshells! … Take your life back! …Recover your “self”!! …Believe that you deserve to be treated better! Giselle Belanger RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available for appointments in person, by phone, or by skype webcam. Contact info: ggbelangerpv@gmail.com Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203. 28 Legal Matters ISSUE 330 Ask Luis By Luis Melgoza Dear Luis: A person interested in buying our condo wants to pay cash (actual cash, not checks or transfers) for it and wants us to sign a contract promising to sell, paying us the price in full at that time; so we can truthfully tell the notary that the selling price was paid in full prior to closing. The buyer says that this is common to avoid some taxes for both of us. Is this true? Dear Reader: That type of scheme is forbidden by Mexico’s Federal Law to Prevent and Identify Operations with Illicit Resources (Ley Federal para la Prevención e Identificación de Operaciones con Recursos de Procedencia Ilícita, or LFPIORPI by its initials in Spanish). The same law forbids the purchase of real properties, paying actual cash, when the selling price exceeds 8,025 times Mexico City’s daily minimum wage (or $562,552.50 MXN in 2015, equivalent to $37,712.93 USD at last Friday’s exchange rate for USD obligation in Mexico) The LFPIORPI not only impacts real estate sales, but also rentals. Landlords and tenants are obligated to accurately identify each other through government issued picture ID, if individuals, or most recent bylaws and power of attorney of legal representative accompanied by the legal representative’s government issued picture ID; information about the activities of the parties involved as well as of the use of the real property; RFC or RFC application, if Mexican citizens, or temporary or permanent residents; information on any beneficial owner(s) exist, and, if applicable, contact information for that beneficial owner; obtain and confirm banking references; include a statement in the contract, under penalty of perjury, that all of the funds used to acquire or build the property, and those used to pay the rent, have a legal provenance. The LFPIORPI specifically exempts all parties involved in vulnerable activities or transactions from maintaining the secrecy of professional or banking confidentiality, attorney-client privilege, confidentiality agreements, and any other confidentiality or secrecy agreements. Any person or corporation participating as an intermediary in real property sales or property management, not an employee of the seller, buyer, landlord/lady or tenant, must be registered in terms of the LFPIORPI, and must report certain transactions over certain thresholds. Failure to maintain the above mentioned identification file, register as a vulnerable activity practitioner, or file the mandatory reports carry fines ranging from $13,000.00 MXN (equivalent to $871.51 USD last Friday) to $4,855.000.00 MXN (equivalent to $325,474.13 USD last Friday), and, may be construed as a felony punishable with up to 8 years in prison. NOTE: The exchange rate for USD obligations in Mexico is at http://dof.gob.mx/indicadores.php and it is a critical tool for anyone with obligations in US dollars payable in pesos to determine the official amount, financial institutions advertised exchange rate notwithstanding (by the way, if payment for any USD obligations in cash is required by a provider, landlord/lady, etc., they must still accept pesos at the official exchange rate published daily from Monday through Friday, except in legal holidays. If any given day the rate is not published (i.e. weekends and legal holidays) the rate of the prior business day applies. Dear Luis: I have a car that I bought here three years ago. It came from the U.S. and was legalized here. I would like to drive to the U.S. this summer and I want to make sure I have no problems at the border. The title was a totaled title from the U.S. when it was brought into Mexico from the U.S. It was because it is a 2003 and it had hail damage. Like I said, it is legalized for Mexico and my car insurance that I have covers it in the US also. I just do not want to drive all the way to the border and find out I can not drive it in the US for a month while I am there. Thank you for any information you can share with me on this. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Dear Reader: Since your car is already legalized and, for that reason, it has Mexican plates; you might be able to drive in the US without incident, except if somebody checks its Vehicle Identification Number (VIN) for any reason, either when crossing into the US or once there, if it was entered into the National Motor Vehicle Information System (NMVTIS) as totaled. It really depends on the states you plan to visit stateside, laws vary drastically in different states. Connecticut, for example, does not allow for totaled or salvaged vehicles to be rebuilt, registered or driven; other states allow for the reconstruction of such vehicles and, once inspected by authorized garages, to be re-registered and driven again. I would suggest that you check the DMV web sites of any and all states you intend to visit, just to be safe. Just search for total loss, totaled, salvage, salvaged, and similar terms. By the way, totaled or salvage titles vehicles may not be imported into Mexico. It is a good thing that whomever sold it to you managed to legalize it before selling it. Send me your questions to askluis@pvgeeks.com, I am not able to answer each message privately due to the volume of mail I receive. I do not take legal cases, I am retired from the practice of Law. Luis Melgoza Is a former PRI (Mexico’s ruling party) Head Counsel and Legal Adviser to the Mexican Congress. Although retired from the legal profession, he is a highly respected consultant for both the foreign and Mexican communities in Puerto Vallarta. Luis’ PVGeeks is the premiere wireless high-speed Internet provider in Puerto Vallarta. For Internet service, you can reach Luis at lumel@pvgeeks.com ISSUE 330 Real Estate 29 VIEWPOINT By Harriet Murray We have to understand the culture to successfully live and own real estate in Mexico “Simpatico” One of the most common and historic cultural traits of citizens of Mexico is the characteristic of “simpatico”. “Something to strive for” evolved over a period of generations to become a behavior emphasizing goodwill toward people of one’s own kind. Historically in Mexico, people who were not of pure Spanish ancestry experienced little protection from the law or custom. No help or offer of aid was given to those who were not in power. The majority of the indigenous Indians or those of mixed blood were victimized in virtually all aspects of their lives. Their ability to cope with the human need to mitigate or lessen one’s feelings of being vulnerable or powerless resulted in a formal system of behavior patterns and customs of “simpatico.” In its Mexican context, “simpatico” refers to a person who is sympathetic, understanding, pleasing, friendly, well-behaved, and trustworthy. The trait of simpatico was developed by those being discriminated against as a way to combat the opposite behavior and attitude they experienced from those in power. The simpatico character is especially noticeable to foreign visitors, who are not always used to experiencing such demonstrations of thoughtfulness, caring and hospitality. This is one of the reasons why so many Americans, Canadians and other foreign nationalities become permanent residents in Mexico. The qualities of simpatico are demonstrated by the experience of living with physical inconveniences in Mexico, which can be more than made up for by the laid-back, relaxed atmosphere. There is a sense that you don’t have to be busy every hour of the day. You don’t have to fell guilty if you don’t produce something every day. Many believe that there is an emotional and spiritual quality to life in Mexico that is missing in most American homes, even the homes of Mexican Americans and other groups who have maintained some of the cultural ways of their ancestors. “Respeto” Another cultural value where Mexican and Americans, Canadians, or non-Latinos do not see eye to eye and misunderstand each other is in the meaning of “respeto”, which means respect. There are significant cultural differences between the meanings of “respect” and respeto. Americans and Canadians tend to respect people if they are talented, lawabiding, diligent, productive and successful. Anglos can base their respect for others on well-known and recognized principles of fairness and equality, often without reference to the emotional side of life. Mexicans respect people for their age, their professional position, their power, their social status and their level of attention to personal relationships, which can take precedence over all other factors. One of the biggest mistakes an American or Canadian can make in their business relationships with a Mexican is to presume that they can win and keep the respect of their Mexican counterparts by setting an example of hard work and sacrifice to their personal lives. To Mexicans, this kind of behavior can be more than foolish. It is highly detrimental to one’s own character and personality to be so focused on work, because it prevents one from enjoying life and one’s family. Family relationships, including those with distant relatives and Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 godparents have an impact on respeto in Mexico. Family comes first, and close friends come second. Because personal relationships are based on factors that can change with circumstances, Mexican-style respect may appear to be arbitrary and undependable to outsiders. Developing and nurturing respect; therefore, requires more of a personal, emotional investment than we may experience in other societies. Mexicans have not shaped their lives around mechanical, absolute rules and limitations. Their world was, and still is to a significant degree, based on emotional needs first and materials needs second. Mexicans tend to look upon the American and Canadian way of life as too robotic, too devoid of emotion and spiritualism. In recent real estate negotiations between a buyer and seller from different cultures, I experienced anew the importance of understanding the different ways we conduct business. To successfully complete this transaction, it was important to operate within two cultures and methods of handling a transfer of sale. Information for this article has come from my own experiences and the writings of Boye Lafayette De Mente. Harriet Murray Can be contacted at: harriet@casasandvillas.com 30 Fish Tales ISSUE 330 Fishing poses challenges with weird water temps, abundant bait, plenty of action with experienced captains By W Stan Gabruk e’re seeing strange transitions and even stranger species hanging around our world famous fishing grounds because of the unusually warm water temperatures. We also have unimaginable amounts of bait in and around the bay, which of course poses challenges when you’re trying to turn the head of a ¨stuffed¨ to the gills, so to speak fish! But fear not, amigos, there are plenty of fish to be had while we’re seeing limited amounts of ¨summer species¨ like Sailfish and Marlin. Now that may sound bad, these summer species shouldn’t be here in PV in the first place, and as hard as it may be to boat one of these trophy gamefish, you’ve (Owner of Master Baiter’s Sportfishing & Tackle) still got a shot and what more can you ask for? As mentioned earlier, water temperatures are still hovering at 77o when they should be in the low 70s at the warmest. On the positive side, we have Black Marlin at Corbeteña taking Skip Jack Tuna and Bullet Bonito as bait, running anywhere from 250 to 450 lbs. and they’re more abundant. Three boats came in with Black Marlin of nice size yesterday and this doesn’t make any sense, but we’ll take it! There is not much bait at Corbeteña, a contradiction to the above paragraph, so you need to make bait before you get to The Rock. Once there you’ve got a decent shot at Black marlin to 450 lbs., Sailfish, Jack Crevalle to 50 lbs. -which is large for this species-, Sierra Mackerel to 20 lbs. El Banco has Striped Marlin in the 120 to 200lb range, but these Marlin are smaller in size. The Marieta Islands are still alive and well with Skip jack Tuna as thick as ants and they’re taking any bait or lure they come across; it’s almost automatic! They’re good tasting and abundant. Again, Jack Crevalle, Sierra Mackerel to 20 lbs., Bonita to 40 lbs., Pompano ¨cookies¨ to 30 lbs. with multiple hook ups are normal. Dorado are still possible around the area between El Moro and Punta Mita. Very few Rooster fish for now at the reef area and we’re waiting for Snapper to turn up, but all in all well worth an 8-hour fishing trip. Off Punta Mita, there are tons of large Jack Crevalle at 45 to 50 lbs. as well. Sierra Mackerel are abundant at 20 lbs., Skip Jack Tuna to 35 lbs., Bonito as well, in the same size range. Very few Rooster fish, there are still some Dorado but the numbers have gone down, Wahoo (yes, I said Wahoo) at 45 to 65 lbs. are 8 miles off the point on the heading of 320, so be prepared with wire leader and troll a little faster than normal if using flying fish lures or bullet bonito as bait …and hold on! The fishing has moved to this area for now and Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 an 8-hour trip is still your best option with surprising results. Inside the bay is still great winter fishing this week and you’ve got the regular players - Sierra Mackerel 20 lbs., Jack Crevalle to 50 lbs., Skip jack Tuna to 35 lbs. or more and abundant to the max. Some Dorado are still being boated around the La Cruz Area and worth a shot. If around the river mouths, Robalo are running 25 to 40 lbs. and this white meat fish have been feeding off the organic seeds, twigs, leaves, etc. just like they do in summer in the rainy season, definitely worth a shot and they’re plentiful. For great action on shorter days, I suggest a panga for 4 to 6 hours and hit it hard, they’ll hit back as they’re being boated, amigo. Water temperature are 77o to 78o, bait is plentiful in the form of Flying fish by the billions, Skip Jack Tuna in the same numbers, Bullet Bonito, Goggle eyes of course. If running lures, green, blue flying fish lures and petroleros are always reliable. We’re seeing strange stuff, warm weather, warmer than normal water and Marlin still around the deep water locations of Corbeteña and El Banco. Until next time, don’t forget to kiss your fish and remember: at Master Baiter’s Sportfishing & Tackle “We Won’t Jerk You Around!” Master Baiter’s has changed locations in Marina Vallarta, now between docks A and B on the boardwalk. Email your questions to me at: CatchFish@ MasterBaiters.com.mx Web page: www.MasterBaiters.com.mx , local Phone at: (044) 322 779-7571 or if roaming: 011 521 322 779-7571 cell phone direct. Facebook: http://www. facebook.com/pages/Master-BaitersSportfishing-Tackle/88817121325 The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing and Tackle is protected under trade mark law and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. ISSUE 330 Waking up on the wrong side of everything By M Gil Gevins y day began with a blessedly brief kidney-stone attack. After only two hours of relentless agony, the pointy little rock grew claustrophobic and headed for the nearest exit. The sudden cessation of pain is a wonderful thing, something to be luxuriated in, like a warm bath. Unfortunately, there was an urgent errand I had to run, and luxuriating was not an option. My wife wasn’t so sure. “You’re in no condition to go anywhere,” she said. “How many pain pills did you take?” “I don’t remember.” “What day is it?” “You mean, the day of the month, or the day of the week?” “Either one.” “January?” Naturally, I promised to stay home. The moment she was gone, however, I re-dressed and headed for the bank. On foot. More or less. Floating downhill to calle Peru, I stumbled upon, and then into a bus. The driver (no surprise) was a homicidal lunatic. Bucking, lurching and shuddering like a shot rhinoceros, the bus set off, on a mission it would seem to dislodge any remaining stones I might still be burdened with. Exiting, with difficulty, from that elongated bumper car, I became embroiled in a sidewalk standoff. Weaving my way slowly (but surely?) to the bank, my path was abruptly obstructed by an amazingly round young woman powering towards me from the opposite direction. As wide as she was tall, this globular impediment to pedestrian traffic was occupying my side of the sidewalk - and hers too, for that matter. On a normal day, I would have hopped into the street (rebuilt knee and all) and allowed her to pass. But my current frame of mind was (to use a bowling analogy) like the sum of two gutter balls. So I said to her in Spanish, “Age before beau… um… age before… whatever!” “What is that supposed to mean?” she demanded, not budging a centimeter. “It means that I am three times your age, and that it is customary to demonstrate respect for one’s elders by giving them the right of way. No matter how… um… large you are.” “Maybe it’s a custom where you come from,” she said unpleasantly. “Well then,” I asked reasonably, “would you consider confining yourself to one way sidewalks in the future?” My sole reason for going to the bank was to pay a couple of artisans. We work with over two hundred Mexican crafts-persons and the majority of them live from hand-tomouth. Not sending them the money that day might have meant the difference between them eating one meal or three. Once inside the bank, I headed for the Numero Uno line, reserved for important customers, and people like me. The young teller asked to see my Numero Uno card. “It has no hologram,” he said. “You have to put on the hologram. Just see our executive in the corner there.” “What hologram? I just used it last week.” “It’s a new policy.” “Fine. I’ll do it later.” “No, señor, you have to have the hologram on the card before you can use this window.” The bank was stuffed solid. I glanced over to the corner where there were eight people waiting to see the so-called executive. My turn could take anywhere from an hour, to all day. “Listen,” I told the teller, “I had a two-hour kidney stone attack this morning. I had to take a hundred pain pills. These pills affect your mind. Right now, I am clinically insane. I am like one of those zombies on television. At any moment I might start chewing on your wrist. I’m so hungry I could eat a soccer team. I…” “All right, all right!” My next task involved dropping off a very large box at the airport for some departing clients. The box contained a large mask and about three cubic meters of Styrofoam peanuts. At the counter, the security man on duty asked what I was doing. I explained that the box, along with my clients, was going to Chicago on United Airlines. “We’re going to have to open the box and inspect it,” the security man said. “No, no, no,” I said. “Trust me, you do not want to open this box.” “Why not?” “It contains a very fragile mask and is packed solid with Styrofoam peanuts. You know, those little weightless white chunks of plastic? You open this box, there’s going to be an eruption of Styrofoam. You’ll be picking up bits of it up for the rest of your life. Meanwhile, they’ll be getting into everything: inside the airplane engines, in babies’ throats, the air conditioner ducts, computer terminals - wrecking aviational havoc on a scale not seen since the Hindenburg! Blinding pilots! Clogging sinks, toilets and stewardesses...” “All right, all right!” Home again, I started to draw a bath, but was interrupted by the phone. It was my Gastrenterologist. He had the results of my recent colonoscopy, and wished to see me immediately. “Why?” I squeaked. “Am I going to drop dead?” “Eventually,” Dr. Mendoza Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Gil Gevins’ Page 31 said. “The thing is, I need to go to Guadalajara for a symposium, so I have to see you now.” Dr. Mendoza was young, highly capable and absurdly thorough. It took him twenty minutes just to explain that there was nothing wrong with me. “Great!” I said. “I’ve had kind of a rough day, so…” “This will only take another fifteen minutes,” he said, inserting a DVD into his computer. “What’s that?” I asked fearfully. “It’s a video of your colonoscopy. We’re going to watch it together so I can point out the highlights.” “The whole thing?” “Of course.” “Oh, no, Dr. Mendoza. I can’t do that! Even on a good day, looking at internal organs makes me nauseous. And this is not…” “Nauseous? Hmmm. That stomach of yours. I think it’s time for another endoscopy, and perhaps a peniscopy and…” “No, Dr. Mendoza! No more scopies! You want to know what’s going on inside me? From now on, you can use a Ouija board.” Almost smiling, the doctor said, “Observe the consistency of the mucous membrane, the smooth, polyp-free…” “Please, Dr. Mendoza,” I begged, “can we forget the membranes, and watch something else?” “Something else?” “Yeah, you seen Lola Does Detroit? The plot’s a little weak, but the costumes are terrific.” Gil Gevins Is the author of four hilarious books, including the cult-classic, PUERTO VALLARTA ON 49 BRAIN CELLS A DAY, and his latest and greatest, SLIME AND PUNISHMENT. Signed copies of all Gil’s books are available at LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295 Basilio Badillo; or as E-Books on Amazon. 32 Hi-Tech It’s that time again… Back-ups… J udging by the “bad news” I’ve had to break to a few clients the past weeks, that their computer hard drive has died and their data is lost, it’s time revisit our friend the back-up. You have all the time in the world to back up your important documents and photos when your computer is running perfectly. But when there’s a problem, it’s a panic situation as to whether one of a kind grandchildren photos or tax returns can be recovered. Often data can be retrieved, but sometimes it just can’t. Best to be prepared in case the worst does happen. If the data on your computer is important to you, you should make the time to back it up. In the early days of personal computers, your options to backup would have been 5.25” floppy disks. Well those methods of backups are long gone for the home computer user. Later 3.25” diskettes were the backup of choice for many years, but they too have disappeared. Here in Vallarta, the diskettes never lasted long with the humidity. Today you only see floppy disks in the Smithsonian Museum. ISSUE 330 Welcome to the new millennium of computing and with it, much more reliable and astounding size capabilities. About 10 years ago, many of us had started to back-up on CDs and then DVDs. The prices of DVD burners came down enough that it became the standard for storing data. But like all technology, time marches on and many new laptops don’t even have a CD/DVD drives anymore. Even still, the long term reliability of using CDs and DVD’s for backups had flaws, mostly due to care and handling of the discs. Even I’m guilty of not storing CDs correctly. I used to buy a 25 or 50 stack of discs and had a habit of storing the backups in another old spindle that new disks come in, and so the chemicals of printing on the top of one CD/DVD would leach onto the data of another. So what other options are there then? Today the external hard drive is your best bet for almost unlimited storage. I now use a 1TB external hard drive in conjunction with a solid back-up program. You can get sizes to fit your need/budget. A 1TB external hard drive starts at $85. US and can go up to 2 and 3 Terra Bytes (TB). But treat your external hard drive with care!! It is a sensitive device and if dropped, you can have a paperweight on your hands. I frequently get asked about what my recommendation is for “on-line backups”. My personal recommendation is NONE. Every company that takes your money and promises 100% secure online data storage has a clause in their user agreement, that the company cannot be held responsible for lost data. Hmm... Isn’t that the whole idea??? Assurance that nothing can happen to my data? Online backups are ok as an “extra” back-up, but I wouldn’t count on it to be my only back-up. Best to have your really important data backed up 2 or 3 ways… just to be safe. Here’s a free and simple back-up for documents and one of a kind photos: Send it in an email to yourself. If you have Gmail, Yahoo or Hotmail, you have more than enough free storage for all your important documents and photos. I’ve got some irreplaceable photos in my Hotmail that I sent to myself in 1995. That was probably 5 or 6 computers ago and sure enough those photos are still safely there!! The beauty is with these online emails, you can also access that important photos and documents from any computer, anywhere in the world. Well, anyone who knows me, knows my favorite item the past couple of years, is the USB flash memory, also known as thumb drive, memory stick. I remember buying my first memory stick about 13 years ago. It was a whopping 128 MB, but even still equaled about 95 diskettes! Well, fast forward to 2015 and I now have various memory sticks, in various sizes. I have some 32GB’s and recently I got a couple of 64GB memory sticks. To put this into perspective, a 4GB hard drive used to run Windows 98 and all you could load up no problem. Well, for me a 32GB memory stick takes the place of all the 40 CDs with tech programs, etc., that I used to lug around. But even still with videos and digital camera photos, you can fill a memory stick fairly fast. It never ceases to amaze me that no matter how much “free space” they throw at us, we always manage to find a way to fill it up. Luckily, prices of flash memory have fallen nicely. 3 years ago a 16GB memory stick ran about $30US... now they are just $12. US. Today there’s really no excuse anymore, not to back up your irreplaceable photos or important documents. You can simply copy and paste to your external flash drive or hard drive to back things up or if you’re not comfortable doing it manually, you can use a program like Acronis Home to schedule regular back-ups. What I like about Acronis, is that after the initial full back up, you can schedule incremental back-ups. This type of back-up detects files that have been changed or added and makes regular back-ups a breeze. That’s all my time for now. See you again next week... until then, remember: only safe Internet! Solution to crossword on page 35 Solution to Sudoku on page 35 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 Ronnie Bravo Ron can be found at CANMEX Computers. Sales, Repairs, Data Recovery, Networking, Wi-Fi, Hardware upgrades, Graphic Design, House-calls available. www.RonnieBravo.com, Cellular 044-322-157-0688 or just email to Canmex@Gmail.com ISSUE 330 Nature’s World Discover the birds of paradise: The 4th Annual Vallarta Bird Festival By Claudia E. Lovera President, Vallarta Bird Conservancy O rganizations are teaming up to preserve the Bahía de Banderas region and its natural resources; such dense environment deserves the proportional amount of protection. The Vallarta Bird Conservancy (VBC) is an organization focused specifically on the birds of the region. It believes that protection of the environment can only be achieved by education, making “Education for Conservation” their motto, since most of the threats to biodiversity are the result of human activities, such as alteration of habitats, introduced species, poaching, illegal settlements, construction, among many others. Birds are omnipresent creatures, often taken for granted, but they are also a very important part of the cycle, some help pollination or spread fish-eggs, others get rid of carrion and even insect pests; so they represent agents of dispersal and biological controls. Just a closer look might get a non-birder interested, given the diversity of colors, behavior, and even sounds. The Bahía de Banderas region is home for almost 400 species, migrating, resident, and about 30 endemic to the area. Such diversity is possible through the unique habitats that surround the bay, becoming paradise for these winged fellows. This incredible number of bird species is proof of the amazing richness of the land they overfly. Observing their behavior and needs can help us understand and learn the importance of supporting conservation efforts. The Vallarta Bird Conservancy invites everyone to participate in conservation, come into close contact with birds and discover their unique personalities and quirks. Though the VBC offers actions to contribute and promote educational programs for the local community, it also organizes the Annual Vallarta Bird Festival. The 4th Annual Festival will take place March 5th to 8th, four days of tours, workshops and lectures for birders and non-birders. The tours encompass a wide variety of areas and birds, a privately owned wildlife sanctuary, scenic rural roads high in the mountains with tropical dry forest and ranchlands, little-known wetlands, mangrove ecosystems, the protected Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 wildlife reserve in Puerto Vallarta, an island sanctuary and the hunt to see the protected magnificent Military Macaw. Last year, participants collectively saw an average of 170 species per day. The Festival’s tours, lectures and workshops are guided by recognized and certified experts from around Mexico and the U.S. Also offering a special free activity for kids (7-12) at Biblioteca Los Mangos Public Library, showing them bird identification basics, and getting them started early on this fantastic hobby and important duty. It is a great opportunity to go to the estuary El Salado and the Botanical Gardens and look at those awesome places from another perspective, or listen to the sounds of the beach, pay attention, and recognize dozens of different birds only from their sounds at the ‘Birding by Ear’ Workshop with a biologist specialized in acoustic ecology. The money collected from the Festival, besides supporting the Festival, is used to keep the year-round activities going, such as: work with local communities, creation of educational material, workshops with local schools, support for the local Children’s Bird Club, publication of bird and habitat information as well as birding routes for locals and visitors, and inviting scientists, experts and international authorities to teach, work and share information with local groups. More information can be found at www. vallartabirdconservancy.org or stop by the Saturday Farmers’ Market at Lázaro Cárdenas and meet them. (All photos Copyright 2014 Greg R. Homel) 33 34 Nature’s World ISSUE 330 Planting Roots in Mexico By Tommy Clarkson Florida Thatch Palm (Thrinax radiata) Family: Arecaceae Also known as: Silk-top Thatch Palm, Sea Thatch Palm, Jamaican Thatch Palm and Thatch Palm Somewhat obviously, the origin of these is in the Florida Keys and the Northwestern Caribbean area. Today they can be found in the Bahamas, Western Cuba, Cayman Islands, Jamaica, Hispaniola, Puerto Rico, the Yucatan Peninsula, Honduras and Nicaragua. With its “weepy” fan leaves and narrow gray trunk, they are more commonly seen, by folks like us, along coastal highways in South Florida. (By way of further growth zone description, Naples is about as far north as they care to grow. Like Patty and me, they are quite cold sensitive!) Beyond these areas – more or less in the proverbial “wild” - they make wonderful landscape or container specimens. A very slow grower, the Thrinax radiata will ultimately reach a height of around 15 to as high as 30 feet (4½ - 9 meters), with weepy fan leaves and a narrow gray trunk. Atop this will be 12-20 palmate, circular, slightly folded, fronds that are four to five feet wide. These palms are slow growers. Accordingly, mine is effectively used as a container plant. A small sized juvenile, it thrives in a large pot, with bright, indirect sunlight, under our Dining Palapa. In fact, I have not been to their native area for some time and, as a result, have not seen any larger ones “live and up close” enough to get any pictures. So, hopefully, the accompanying shots and my description will suffice in helping you identify one should opportunity present. As a rule, one sees them in solitary form, however, they can be grown in a multiple trunk form. Either way, they grow slowly and commence their growth appearing as a “palmetto type of plant” that is rather low to the ground. In this form, they make a great privacy screening growth. Equally comfortable in sun or shade, it will grow slower when it receives less direct sunlight. Eventually, however, it commences to form that thin trunk. Some have observed that, as such, it lends itself to fitting in tight spaces. Two other nice aspects to the Florida Thatch Palm are that its fruit are a good food source for birds and, in that – once established - it is quite drought and salt tolerant, as a result being a good selection for beach-side locations. When planting these, remember that they are hardy sorts – their natural environment is sandy soil … thus they don’t like wet areas or where the soil is thick and claylike. But, generally speaking, they demand no soil additions when planting. (Though we always sprinkle a bit of Raizal 400 on the root ball (for root growth stimulation) and add a bit of tierra negra (rich top soil) as well as some estiércol de vaca (dried cow manure) for natural nutrients. And, in our area, we actually have to add some arena de río (river sand to ensure good drainage. (Because of its natural salinity, do not use sand from the beach for your plants.) A palmate palm, it has attractive “weepy” fronds. Ours is under the Dining Palapa, with bright, indirect sunlight. Number One Palm Rule – NEVER cut off a palm frond until it is completely dead and brown!) But up in those vibrant, live fronds, grow white flowers on yellow stems of three to four foot (.9 – 1.2 meters) in length, followed by round, green 1-1½” (2.5 – 3.8 cm) fruit that turns white when it is ripe. Your Thrinax radiate likes fertilization three times yearly - in the 12/4/12 NPK range, with some micronutrients. Singles of this species can be planted five to ten feet (1½ to 3 meters) apart or, should you wish to employ multi-trunk specimens, they can be placed close together to form a screening effect … when the palms are young. So, just how all might one effectively use this guy in landscaping around one’s home? Beyond the earlier discussed privacy screen, they might be situated so as to be the principal feature in a small garden bed. They could be used in a smallish courtyard, entryway or for lining your driveway. Perhaps placement near a swimming pool or containerized as a patio plant would best suit your needs. Or, in a larger area, what about using them as a superlative accent under the canopy of a large palm? Tommy Clarkson Its petioles are thin, long and bend slightly under the weight of the large fronds. The Florida Thatch Palms are not self-cleaners, accordingly, they will appreciate your gracious help in trimming off the dead fronds. (In this regard, however, remember my Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multiterraced tropical paradise nestled on a hill overlooking the magnificent vista of Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its curved, paved path, experiencing, first hand, a delicious array of palms, plants and flowers from all over the world. Or, e-mail questions to him at olabrisa@gmail.com For back issues of “Roots”, gardening tips, tropical plant book reviews and videos of numerous, highly unique eco/adventure/ nature tours, as well as memorable “Ultimate Experiences” such a Tropical Garden Brunches and Spa Services, please visit www.olabrisagardens.com ISSUE 330 Brain Teasers The New York Times Tuesday Crossword Puzzle by Nancy Salomon / Will Shortz ©New York Times Solution to Crossword on Page 32 SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle. The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution to Sudoku on Page 32 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015 35 ISSUE 330 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 February 2015
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